Post by ladylaura on Jul 16, 2006 20:11:31 GMT -5
Ok I couldn't write that whole titlle so here's the complete title:
10 Ways to Meet Orlando Bloom (or the celeb your obbsessed with) without: Getting arrested, thrown in jail, going to court, getting sued, having a restraining order, having house arrest, being put on the Death Row, being sent to a psycho ward, going to counciling for the rest of your life, and/or having your heart broken when you find him making out with his/her girl/boyfriend.
Ok now that the titles is out there and written here are the ways:
Way #1: If you are rich, go to Beverly Hills to see a plastic surgeon. Ask the surgeon to make you look like the celeb's boy/girl friend. After you have fully recovered, go to your favorite celeb's resturant and if you see them there, go up to them and start making out with them. I highly suggest dying your hair too. In this way, they will think its you and bam, instant boyfriend. I also suggest killing their spouse or boyfriend/girlfriend before any of this. :-)
Way #2: Try hacking into a computer where their number can be found. Then call them and say that you are some famous director and you want them in your movie. In this way they will call you and you could ask them to meet you at a coffee shop.
Way #3: Hire a thug to go to their house and get there butt to your house
Way #4: If this person is an actor, go to their premier. But first buy a expensive gown with your parents credit card. When they recieve the bill, tell them that someone stole it. When you arrive, sneak onto the red carpet and pretend that you were a producer of some movie, possibly Titanic Then go up to them and start talking to them.
Way #5: By chance, if you are a complete maniac, and have their number, call them (first do *67) and pretend that you are some sick relative. Tell them that you are at some nearby hospital. Go to that hospital and check yourself in as that relative.
Way #6: If you happen to see them get into a limo, and the driver gets out, knock the driver out. Change into their clothes, and take them to your house and do what you wish with them.
Way #7: Break into their house, tie them to a chair, and bribe them: they keep their life if they date you. If they cooporate, you won't slit their throat and their girl/boy friends.
Way #8: Take a lot of steirods, become buff and try out to be their body-guard. If they won't be with you, atleast you're more buff and have more power and strength over them. In other words, you overrule them, making their opinion worthless.
Way #9: Act like a bum on the street and pretend that you dying. If you see them, beg them for money and if they are goodhearted (unlikely) they will take you to lunch.
Way #10: Just plain out stalk them until they ask you what you want to make you go away.
****The creator of this list is not responsible for anything that may happen to you while trying to attempt any of these ways. Thank you
10 Ways to Meet Orlando Bloom (or the celeb your obbsessed with) without: Getting arrested, thrown in jail, going to court, getting sued, having a restraining order, having house arrest, being put on the Death Row, being sent to a psycho ward, going to counciling for the rest of your life, and/or having your heart broken when you find him making out with his/her girl/boyfriend.
Ok now that the titles is out there and written here are the ways:
Way #1: If you are rich, go to Beverly Hills to see a plastic surgeon. Ask the surgeon to make you look like the celeb's boy/girl friend. After you have fully recovered, go to your favorite celeb's resturant and if you see them there, go up to them and start making out with them. I highly suggest dying your hair too. In this way, they will think its you and bam, instant boyfriend. I also suggest killing their spouse or boyfriend/girlfriend before any of this. :-)
Way #2: Try hacking into a computer where their number can be found. Then call them and say that you are some famous director and you want them in your movie. In this way they will call you and you could ask them to meet you at a coffee shop.
Way #3: Hire a thug to go to their house and get there butt to your house
Way #4: If this person is an actor, go to their premier. But first buy a expensive gown with your parents credit card. When they recieve the bill, tell them that someone stole it. When you arrive, sneak onto the red carpet and pretend that you were a producer of some movie, possibly Titanic Then go up to them and start talking to them.
Way #5: By chance, if you are a complete maniac, and have their number, call them (first do *67) and pretend that you are some sick relative. Tell them that you are at some nearby hospital. Go to that hospital and check yourself in as that relative.
Way #6: If you happen to see them get into a limo, and the driver gets out, knock the driver out. Change into their clothes, and take them to your house and do what you wish with them.
Way #7: Break into their house, tie them to a chair, and bribe them: they keep their life if they date you. If they cooporate, you won't slit their throat and their girl/boy friends.
Way #8: Take a lot of steirods, become buff and try out to be their body-guard. If they won't be with you, atleast you're more buff and have more power and strength over them. In other words, you overrule them, making their opinion worthless.
Way #9: Act like a bum on the street and pretend that you dying. If you see them, beg them for money and if they are goodhearted (unlikely) they will take you to lunch.
Way #10: Just plain out stalk them until they ask you what you want to make you go away.
****The creator of this list is not responsible for anything that may happen to you while trying to attempt any of these ways. Thank you