Random Stuff Involving Me

[InsaneShannon]

This is just ramdom craziness, involving my class, cousins, my friends, and my made-up characters. Heather will still be a crazy Johnny Depp fangirl. I'll be called Shannon. It may remind you of The Stupid TPP Parody.
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Seth: -is breaking up his "Fast Fossil" that we made in class-
Shannon: Why are you doing that?
Seth: Why? Is there a rule that says we can't do it?
Shannon: No...
Amanda Pojar, the HTBACCBF Amanda: Can we get How To Be A Crazy Corpse Bride Fan on YouTube?
Heather: Can Johnny Depp get stuff on YT?
Seth: YT?
Shannon: YouTube.
Amanda, my SD Lawyer: What's YouTube?
Tori: OMG YOU'VE NEVER HEARD OF YOUTUBE? CURSE YOU AND ALL OF YOUR DESCENDANTS!
Amanda: ...
AJ: -turns into a goofy teenager person- liek don't liek say that to her your sooooo evil
Greg: Person who claims to be my sister, what did I say about acting like a goofy Rahari-type person? (A/N: No offense to Rahari)
AJ: FOR THE LAST TIME, I AM NOT SOME PERSON PRETENDING TO BE YOUR SISTER. I AM YOUR SISTER.
Greg: ...Really?
AJ: D: YOU DON'T RECOGNIZE YOUR OWN SISTER! DDDDD:
Greg: You look like her...as a matter of fact...
Linda, random girl who Greg has a crush on: That IS your sister. And I'm still not going out with you!
Shannon: Greg can have you for the time being...we need comedy.
Greg: Yay! I've got a girlfriend! -break dance of victory-
Amanda: The break dance of victory is our thing! DDDD:
Joanna: Oh, and what am I?
Greg: Amanda's sister?
Joanna: Oh, THAT MAKES SENSE.
Tori: Next door neighbor?
Joanna: ...
Maud: HI!

All of a sudden...
Johnny Depp appeared!

Johnny Depp: Where am I?
Seth: Dunno.
Johnny: -sarcastic- Thanks. Huuuuuuge help.
Heather: OMG JOHNNY DEPP! -kidnaps Johnny-
Johnny: HELP!
Shannon: Why should we help you?
Heather: -turns rabid- NEVER GO NEAR MY JOHNNY DEPP! NEVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
Emma from the KH Rambling: Are you done yet?
Heather: Almost! RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR! Now I'm done!
Emma: She's weird.
Shannon: Don't worry. She's just a crazy girl totally in love with Johnny Depp.
Emma: ...

[InsaneShannon]

This will feature canon characters, and be long, just like TSPPP.
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Isabel: Right.
Ryan: OMG MY EMMA-NESS, I HAVE FOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUND YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! -glomps Emma-
Emma: HEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLP. DDDD:
Shannon: I also have ships for I&CKHR.
Ryan: TELL US.
Shannon: I am a Logan/Isabel shipper (As in not the Logan that Laura loves in One Day In Jazz Band), Ryan/Emma, Roscoe/Carmen (Roscoe is a real-live kid in I&CKHR, but I just haven't mentioned him), Zack/Grai (Not Zach on TLL), and Seth/Kaitlyn.
Seth: Me and Kaitlyn? Who's Kaitlyn? O.O
Shannon: As in not my friend Seth.
Seth: Poopeh.
Rose: Get over it. No girl's gonna go out with you in a million years.
Seth: Will you go out with me?
Rose: -beats up Seth, killing him in the process-
Seth: -dies-DEAD-
Shannon: Good riddance...
Amanda Greer aka Amanda G.: I know. Seth thinks he's sexy, even though we know he's not. (He does in real life)
Tori: You do realize Heather is still holding Johnny Depp captive, right?
Shannon: ...

Johnny Depp: Someone saaaaaaaave meeeeeee...
Heather: NEVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!
Katie-Alan and Roberta-Napoleon the Albino-black squirrels: Fear not! The Magnificent Pyro Clan shall save youuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
Johnny: Dude. Clan? There's two of you.
Roberta-Napoleon: There's three of us, dolt! Don't make me burn you!
Johnny: Where's the third?
Katie-Alan: Lisa-Gary? She's chasing her ex-husband out of town.
Heather: BACK OFF SQUIRREL-GIRL. JOHNNY-POO IS MINEMINEALLMINE.
Roberta-Napoleon: -gags- Johnny-Poo? That's just WRONG!
Katie-Alan: Anyway...-pulls out huuuuuuge gun- -aims at Heather-
Heather: EEEEEEEEEEEEEP! -runs off-
Roberta-Napoleon: -burns the tree with Johnny tied to it-
Johnny: -is burned- -dies- -DEAD-
Katie-Alan: Oops...
Roberta-Napoleon: So, like, Katie-Alan, wanna elope?
Katie-Alan: Sure.
Roberta-Napoleon & Katie-Alan: -elope-
Emma: This is scary.
Ryan: Yeah. Wanna elope?
Emma: No.
Ryan: DDDDDDDDDDDDDD:

[InsaneShannon]

These aren't very long chaps/posts...I'll try to make it longer.
And the "HyperWorld" site is my made-up thing. It's the fiction version of TLL. It's a site that AJ made.
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Ryan: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! EMMA DOESN'T LOVE MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! I SHALL NOW DIE DUE TO HEARTBREAK! -dies due to heartbreak- DEAD
Isabel: Geez, he's so overly-dramatic.
Emma: I know. That's why I won't go out with him.
Carmen: Good choice.
Alison: OH. MY. GOODY-GOODNESS. DID CARMEN JUST SPEAK CORRECTLY?
Seth: You're also overly-dramatic.
Grai: That's why no-one wants to go out with you.
Alison: DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD:

AJ: OH. MY. GOD. TORITORITORIDIDYOUSEEGREY'SANATOMYLASTNIGHT!?!?!?!?!?!
Tori: Yeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh.....
AJ: OHMYGODITHINKI'LLGOWORKONAMEREDITH/DEREKWALLPAPERI'LLBERIGHTBACK. -runs off to create a Meredith/Derek wallpaper-
Katie-Alan: o_________________________________0
Amanda: Don't worry, she does this sort of thing a lot.
Maud: Yeah. We're all members of a message board called HyperWorld. There's an Artist's Corner, and AJ has a thread called "AJ's Wallpaper World", and she posts wallpapers that she makes, most of them Grey's Anatomy wallpapers.
AJ: -is back- OHMYGOD GUESS WHAT I DID.
Tori: Lemme guess. You made a MerDer makeout scene wallpaper.
AJ: HOW'D YOU KNOW?
Amanda: Because we do. A word of advice, I don't think you should be putting wallpapers with makeout scenes on HyperWorld anymore.
AJ: -is not hyper anymore- Huh? Why?
Maud: Because it's disgusting, and your whole thread is filled with MerDer wallpapers. It's time you did a different wallpaper, one that's not a MerDer makeout scene. Ok?
AJ: Can I do a Preston/Cristina makeout scene?
Amanda, Maud, & Tori: NO.
AJ: Can I do a Kaiora makeout scene?
Tori: Ok. Here's your new wallpaper rules. Do a wallpaper that's different from a MerDer makeout scene. Only do MerDer wallpapers after seeing Grey's Anatomy or if you realy feel you need to. Agreed?
AJ: Agreed. Am I allowed to do Kingdom Hearts, ASOUE, and Corpse Bride and Grey's Anatomy wallpapers?
Amanda: YES.
AJ: OK! -runs off to make a Kaiora kiss wallpaper-
Maud: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGG. -runs after AJ-
Shannon from TLL: -grabs Maud- Hey, that's a good idea! Why didn't I make a Sora/Kairi kiss wallpaper? WHY? -lets go of Maud-
Emma from TLL: Even better, a Roxas/Namine kiss wallpaper.
SFTLL: AAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGG. -bawls because she didn't make it sooner- (A/N: No offense to any TLL member that I put in here)

Suddenly...
Everyone from Kingdom Hearts 1, CoM, and 2 appeared!

Mistress Shannon & Izzy: SOOOOOORRRRRRRRRA! -glomp Sora-
Sora: Help me!
Izzy: NEVAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRR! -sees Roxas- OMG! ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOXAAAAAAAAAAS! -jumps off of Sora and onto Roxas-
Roxas & Sora: HEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLP!
Haxcz: KAIRI. -glomps Kairi, or tries to-
Kairi: -is caught in a weird combo between a hug and a glomp-
Sora: -pushes off Shannon- -runs over to Kairi- -pushes Haxcz off-
Roxas: -pushes off Izzy, but gets chased by Izzy-
Izzy: I LURRRRRRRRRRVE YOUUUUUUUU ROOOOOOOOOXAAAAAS!
Shannon: This is all very weird, and no one except Sora and Roxas have spoken.
Kairi: OHMYGOD DID YOU SEE SORA SAVE ME? -is in lurve-
Zach: No Haxcz/Kairi? D:
Kairi: EWWWWWWWW. NOT HAXCZ. EW. (A/N No offense to Haxcz)
Amanda: Do you know what this means? -makes roof replica thing with her hands-
Kairi: What?
Amanda: It means, in two seconds, Sora's going to come and-
Sora: Kairi, I have come.
AJ: WOOOOOWWWW. That was a QUICK two seconds!
Tori: o.0
Kairi: OMG LET'S ELOPE.
Sora & Kairi: -elope-
Zach: -sulk-
AJ and all other Kaiora shippers: -break dance of victory-
Shannon: -is break dancing- I wonder where Izzy and Roxas are.

On the other side of the earth.
Izzy: ROOOOOOOOOOOOOXAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS!!!!!
Roxas: HEAVEN HELP MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

[InsaneShannon]

Haxcz: KAIRI DOESN'T LOOOOOOOOVE MEEEEEEEEEEEE. -cries-
Shannon: KAI-TAI IDIOTO!
Zach: What's that mean?
Shannon: SHUT UP, IDIOT.
Matthew: -falls onto floor laughing-
Zach & Haxcz: DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD8
Sora: Hahahahahahaha.
Zach: -gasp, huuuuuuuge gasp- NEVER INSULT THY GREAT-KING-OF-EVERYONE HAXCZ! -beats up Sora-
Kairi: OHMYGOD! NEVER EVER BEAT UP MY BOYFRIEND! YOU WILL REGRET EVER DOING THAT! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! -says every cuss word fifty times-
Emma: Oooooooooooooooookaaaaaaaaaayyyyy...Kairi officially creeps me out.
Kairi:
Emma: I TAKE IT BACK! I TAKE IT BACK! I TAAAAAAAAAAKE IT BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK! -cowers-
Ryan: Geez. What a drama queen. Our relationship is so over.
Emma: WE NEVER HAD A RELATIONSHIP! IF YOU LIE ONE MORE TIME THEN I'M GONNA GO WILD ON YA! -runs after Ryan with a chainsaw-
Carmen: go gurl go
Alison: SHE'S BACK TO ILLITERATIVENESS! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Isabel: Are you DONE yet?
Alison: Almost! OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Ok! All done.
Katie-Alan: Did I mention you were SO dramatic?
Alison: No.
Katie-Alan: You are SO dramatic. No, not so. SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO dramatic.

All of a sudden,
Everyone from Corpse Bride, The Llama Land, ASOUE, and Harry Potter appear!

Victor: This is SO not what I had in mind.
Lauren-Gary/Laury: MOMMY! These strange peoples are here!
Lisa-Gary: That's because a lot of random people like to show up.
Laury: OH.
Harry: Why did we apparate here anyway?
Emma: Because, uhm. You just randomly came here? Duh.
The Random Stupid Guy (TRSG): One plus one equals one on a bun.
Everyone except TRSG: o_____________0
TRSG: Everyone knows that. Two plus two equals forty-five.
Shannon: Silencio estupido!
TRSG: Wazzat mean?
Shannon: SHUT UP, STUPID.
TRSG: D:
Riku: You realize I have NOT BEEN MENTIONED AT ALL.
Olette: Yeah! And EVERYONE from Kingdom Hearts 1, CoM, & 2 came!
Shannon: Can't you see that El Estupido is more of a problem?
Sora: Yeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh....
Tori: I'M THE ONE WHO SAYS "YEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHH..."!
Riku: So?
Tori: -kills Riku-
Riku: -dies- DEAD
Olette: -gigantical gasp- OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG TORIKILLEDRIKU TORIKILLEDRIKU TORIKILLEDRIKU
Maud: Why are you worried about it?
Olette: Cause I luuuuuurrrrrrrrved hiiiiiiiiiiiiiim...-bawls-
Shannon: Yeah! I can do True Love on them to prove it.

Riku ~ Olette
T=2 L=1
R=1 O=1
U=1 V=0
E=2 E=2
64%

Maud: OH. MY. FLIPPED. GOD. RIKU AND OLETTE GOT 64% ON TRUE LOVE. AND THEY DON'T EVEN HAVE LAST NAMES. THIS COULD BE THE FIRST NO-LAST-NAME-BUT-WHO-CARES IN TRUE LOVE HISTORY.
Shannon: I think you're right, even though you're just my muse.
Amanda: She's not just a muse, Miss-Baseball-Through-The-Window.
Kairi: OMG HOW DARE YOU HUMILIATE MY FRIEND BECAUSE SHE AND HER FRIENDS THREW A BASEBALL THROUGH THE WINDOW.
Shannon: -is confused- How are we friends? I barely know you.
Kairi: Oh. Right.
Sora: -holds Kairi's hand- You still have me.
Riku: OMG IF THERE'S GOING TO BE A KAIORA MAKEOUT SCENE THEN YOU BETTER GET A ROOM BEFORE I BARF EVERYWHERE.
AJ: I JUST REALIZED SOMETHING. I CAN TURN THE KAIORA SCENE INTO A WALLPAPER! YAAAAAAAY! -runs off to make a wallpaper-
Sora: What's wrong with her?
Amanda: Normally, we'd say she's sugar high. But she loves Sora/Kairi and wallpaper-making, so what's better than making Kaiora wallpapers?
Sora: ...
Tori: Don't worry, she's already got a Kaiora kissing scene wallpaper, so this isn't new.
Hermione: You know, us other characters aren't getting mentioned much.
Shannon: I know. But I'm getting into the swing of Kingdom Hearts.
AJ: -comes running back- OMFG. IDEA. LIGHTBULB THINGY. WHAT IF I MADE A WALLPAPER WHERE SORA AND KAIRI ARE KISSING, AND THERE WERE ROXAS AND NAMINE COMING OUT OF THEIR HEARTS AND KISSING? IS THAT COOL? AND THE TAGLINE WOULD BE "HEARTS BRING EVERYONE TOGETHER".
Amanda: That's actually pretty cool. But I think you need to lower the amount of Kaiora wallpapers you make. Just like wth the MerDer ones, always lower your amount.
Tori: That sounds cool, Sora/Kairi with a side of Roxas/Namine.
AJ: I'M GONNA GO POST IT! -goes to make the Kaiora/Roxine wallpaper-
Maud: -sigh- Some things never change.

[InsaneShannon]

Amanda: You're right.
AJ: -comes back- SOOOOOOOOOOORA! GUESS WHAT!
Sora: What?
AJ: WE HAVE NOBODIES! I'M JAX, AMANDA IS MANADAX, MAUD IS AXMUD, AND TORI IS RIXOT!
Maud: In our stories, Riku and Olette have Nobodies, too.
Tori: Here's the list of real and fake Nobodies! YAY!

The List Of Nobodies
Roxas~Sora
Namine~Kairi
Manadax~Amanda
Jax~AJ
Rixot~Tori
Axmud~Maud
Ukrix~Riku (fictional purposes)
Telteox~Olette (fictional purposes)

Riku: Olette and I have ficticious Nobodies?
Amanda: Yes.
Manadax: Hallo, body host person.
Amanda: -gasp- My Nobody is aliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiive!
Roxas, Namine, Jax, Rixot, and Axmud: -come aliiiiiiiiive-
Olette: What about my Nobody?
Riku: And mine!
Rixot: They're fake, remember?
Olette & Riku: OH.
Haxcz: Axmud? 'Tis you?
Axmud: Maud's Nobody? 'Tis me.
Jax: Ax? Mud? ahaha Axmud has mud on the end of her name.
Meredith Goldtail: NO INSULT-EE MAUD'S NOBODY.
Amanda: Who's she?
Shannon: My fursona.
Manadax: OoOoOoOo
Meredith Goldtail: HEY. DDDDD:
Namine: I have not spoken...no one likes meeeeeeee...
Roxas & Namine fanboys: We do!
Roxas: HEY! -kills Namine fanboys-
NF's: NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU. -die- DEAD
Namine: :DDDDDDDDDDDD
AJ & Jax: -in unison- OMIGOD! IDEA FOR ROXINE WP. -run off to create a Roxas/Namine wallpaper-
Sora: Jax is just as crazy as AJ, isn't she?
Manadax: Dreadfully so.
Xellis: OK. I. AM. NOT. GETTING. MENTIONED. AT. ALL.
Xemnas: No one caressssssss.
Xellis:
Manadax: -goes inside of Amanda-
Amanda: HOW DARE YOU! GET OUT HERE, MANADAX! UNLESS--
Manadax: "I have to go potty!" D:
Amanda: DON'T GO INSIDE OF MEEEEEEEEE! -pushes Manadax out-
Manadax: -sees Xemnas- -goes potty on Xemnas-
Olette: EW. YOU'RE. SICK.
Manadax: D:
Amanda: LOOK AT WHAT YOU DID TO MY POOR NOBODY!
Olette: Sorry.
Rixot: You do it again, I pour a killing potion on Telteox.
Olette: NUUUUU! DON'T KILL HERRRRRRRR! IT'S THE ONLY TIME I GET TO HAVE A NOBODY, IN FANFICS!
Kairi: o.O Rixot is a chemical master just like Tori?
Rixot: Yup.
Axmud: I am an experiment just like Maud.
Manadax: -while running from Xellis- I'm an unofficial leader just like Amanda.
Jax: I'M CRAZY, JUST LIKE AJ!
Riku: We know that, weirdo.
Jax: D:
AJ: -grabs Ukrix by collar- I SHALL KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEL UKRIX. BWAHAAAAHAAAAHAAA!
Riku: -grabs Ukrix back- Don't kill him! Fanfiction's the only time I get to have a Nobody!
AJ: You do it again, and I will. But not now.
Telteox: YAAAAAAAAAAAY UKRIX IS SAVED.
Ukrix: -to Telteox- :DDDDDDDDD
Ukrix: -to AJ- DON'T KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEL ME. -goes inside of Riku-
Amanda: CURSE THE IGNORANT N00BS THAT SHIP RIKU/KAIRI. CURSE THE IGNORANT N00BS WHO SHIP ROXAS/KAIRI, AND NOT AS A ONE-SIDED. CURSE THE N00BS THAT SHIP XEMNAS/KAIRI, HAXCZ/KAIRI, SORA/RIKU, SORA/NAMINE, KAIRI/NAMINE, RIKU/YUFFIE, RIKU/LARXENE, AND RIKU/IZZRA.
Sora: Will you please STOP RANTING?
Amanda: But I want to curse all the n00bs that don't ship Sora/Kairi!
Zach: I SHIP HAXCZ/KAIRI.
Shannon: So you're cursed. Amanda says so. XP
Zach: -cries. But it does no good. A meteor falls on his head. And an anvil. Because he's a n00b who ships Haxcz/Kairi. But no one cares-
Amanda: Face it, estupido. Haxcz/Kairi ain't meant to be.

Haxcz ~ Kairi
T=0 L=0
R=1 O=0
U=0 V=0
E=0 E=0
1%

AJ: THINK IF KAIRI HAD. NO. R'S. THEY WOULD'VE GOTTEN 0%.
A/N: If Zach is reading this, which I bet he's not, no offense to him or Haxcz. I'm just ranting. 'Cause I got nothing else to do.
Izzy: -pops up again- OMFG ROXAS IS STILL SINGLE. ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOXAAAAAAAAAAAAS! -chases Roxas-
Namine: IZZY STOLE MY ROXAS. I SHALL SAVE HIM! -heroic pose-
Roxas: Namine my heeeeeeero! 8DDDD
Izzy: -gasp- NOBODY TOUCHES MY ROOOOOOOOOXAAAAAAAAAS!
Namine: I thought you said I could have him. T_T
Izzy: -holds onto Roxas- I said only if I can't have him. Now I can! -carries Roxas away-
Namine: DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD:
AJ: ON TOP OF SPAAAAAAAAAGHEEEEEEEEEEEEETTIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII, ALL COVERED WITH SAUUUUUUUUUUUUUCE, I LOOOOOOOST MY POOR MEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAATBALL--
Tori: -whacks AJ, knocking her out-
AJ: -is knocked out-

[InsaneShannon]

Emma: IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT.
Shannon (Me): YEAH!
Everybody except Emma from I&CKHR and I: What?
Shannon: The Haxiri shippers are coming to raid Amanda's house. -goes away-
Kairi: The Haxiri shippers? What's Haxiri?
Sora: Haxcz/Kairi.
Roxas: There's actually people who LIKE that trash?
Zach: Haxiri's not trash! It's a new twist on Kingdom Hearts shippings!
Manadax: Beware of Zach. He ships Haxcz/Namine.
Everyone except Zach:

Rixot: THE SHIPPERS ARE COMING!
Amanda: GET YOUR WEAPONS! AND--Tori, get your chemicals.
Tori & Rixot: -get chemicals-
Victor: I'm being ignored--and, why do they get chemicals?
Namine: Because they're chemical geniuses.
Tori: We've been working on this death potion alllllllll day.
Sora: Death potion...?
Rixot: Don't worry, if it accidentally gets dumped on a good guy, then nothing happens. If it gets dumped on a bad guy, they die.
Tori: We call it Toxic 11.
Olette: Toxic 11?
Tori: We call it that because it's a toxic death chemical, and Rixot and I are eleven years old.
Roxas: LOOK OUT! THE HAXIRI SHIPPERS ARE HERE!
Olette: Haxiri? Haxcz/Kairi? EWWWWWWWWW.
Maud: We've established that.
AJ: We have?
Axmud: Yes.
Manadax: Maud's Nobody is right.
Jax: IDEA. RIKETTE WALLPAPER. -runs off to create a WP- -trips-
Random Haxiri shipper, aka Spazz: LOOK! ATTACK THEM!
AJ & Jax: -turn non-goofy, smart, and serious-
Maud: WEIRD.
Tori: -is pouring Toxic 11 all over a group of Haxiri shippers- This is like Mars Attacks!, but with humans.
-The fight is over. The Haxiri shippers died. We won. Yaay-
Jax: I have no purpose here. -goes inside of AJ-
Axmud: -goes inside of Maud-
Amanda: Whaaaat? Why are our Nobodies going back into us?
Jax: -pokes head out- Axmud and I are going to take a rest. -goes back in AJ-
Manadax: Rixot and I are staying out longer.
Rixot: I wonder who had the H/K shippers come, or if they came by themselves.
Amanda: Zach...
Zach: What?
Tori: YOU LITTLE SLEEZ! -chases Zach with Toxic 11-
Laura: Uh-oh, you're in trouble. -snicker-
Izzy: -gasp- ZAUCHA'S NOT HAPPENING? CROSSING MY FINGERS JUST HACKED ME OFF! AGAIN!
Logan, as in Logan that Laura loves: -appears-
Laura: -huuuuge squee- LOOOOOOGAN! -glomps Logan-
Namine: What's the other thing that crossing your fingers hacked you off?
Izzy: I wanted to marry ROOOOOOOXAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS!
Andy: ARE YOU CHEATING ON ME?
Izzy: No. I like you, but I like Roxas too.
Andy: Oh.
Roxas: Too bad, I'm going out with Namine.
Namine:
Izzy and other Roxas fangirls: Noooo0000OOOOOooooo0000OOOoooo
Roxas: Will you SHUT UP?
Izzy and Roxas fangirls: NO. XP
Everyone: D:
Izzy: STOP WHINING. -waves knife in the air-
Werdnax: My emo knife. DDD:
Amanda: Will you do us a favor and SHUT YOUR MOUTH?

[InsaneShannon]

Greg: Wow, Andy's going out with Izzy?
Shannon from TLL: YES.
Emma of TLL: It's been long-term.
AJ: WOW. Long-term relationships are, like, hard to accomplish, you know? -pokes her friends- Remember when I was going out with CJ?
Amanda: Claude Jacob? CJ? Spazz? Hard to forget him.
AJ: Yeah, him. Remember CJ, when he was my boyfriend? So, I, like, sat next to him at school a lot and stuff. I drew pictures of him and stuff, and remember when I made that wallpaper? It had a picture of CJ and me standing together, and it said, "Claude and Anneliese-Together 4Ever".
Sora: Claude? Anneliese?
Maud: CJ stands for Claude Jacob. Claude is his first name, Jacob is his second first name. His full name is Claude Jacob Duncan Sheffer.
AJ: AJ stands for Anneliese Jane. Anneliese is my first name, and Jane is my second first name. My full name is Anneliese Jane Emily Everett (A/N: I'm sorta cheesy-plugging AJ's muse profile).
Amanda: And I'll have to admit, the wallpaper was pretty sweet.
AJ: We broke up because CJ moved away. I got over him.
Tori: Yeah. Twice. AJ has had three boyfriends. She's still together with her current boyfriend, her friend Wesley.
Maud: Let's recap AJ's boyfriends, first to current.

Claude Jacob/CJ Sheffer~AJ's ex-boyfriend. Was a short-term boyfriend, he moved away. AJ got over him by going out with...

Joey Williams~AJ's other ex-boyfriend. Was a very short-term boyfriend. After their first week together, Joey began going out with Krisely Denael, his new girlfriend. AJ decided to end it and go out with...

Wesley Carter~AJ's current boyfriend. Wesley is a long-term boyfriend and has actually liked AJ a lot. The twist is that Wesley was AJ's best friend before they got together. He was nothing but jealous about CJ and angry about Joey's "cheating habits".

AJ: OMG I AM SO HAPPY THAT I AM GOING OUT WITH WESLEY HAHAHA. OH. I deleted the AJ/CJ wallpaper, deleted the AJ/Joey wallpaper, and made an AJ/Wesley wallpaper. I made a Joey/Krisely wallpaper. I caught them holding hands and made it into a wallpaper.
Joey: AJ YOU DEVIL WOMAN, I AM GOING TO GET YOU FOR MAKING THAT J/K WP. I AM SO GLAD THAT I BROKE UP WITH YOU.
AJ: Likewise.
Nick: -sees Hermione- EMMA WATSON! YAAAAY! -drags Hermione off-
Hermione: Noooooooooo000000OOOOOOoooooo00000OOOooo.
Harry: Look at all the pretty different O's!
Amanda: Thanks to Nick, Hermione's going to be a major plot character.
Tori: And Nick kidnapping her will be a major plot point.
Riku: There IS no plot point. In fact, there is no plot.
Amanda: Wrong. The only plot in this parody is the randomness.
Sora: ...

[InsaneShannon]

Katie-Alan: I'm going to have a cyberchild.
Roberta-Napoleon: What? All we did was save Johnny Depp from imminent doom!
Katie-Alan: I know, but it's yours, and I'm keeping him.
Roberta-Napoleon: It's gonna be a boy? YAYNESS! I know what his name should be!
Katie-Alan: What?
Roberta-Napoleon: His name shall be Roberta-Alan Napoleon Katie Gary Jenny Lisa Bigbuckingchickenbuttchinbiffbaffpifflefunglebungledingledonglevpkljaboogfchvrichardnixonisanidiotandgeorgewbushisaselfcenteredfreakwhoeatssquidforbreakfastandisoncocaineidontgettheragewithpiratesofthecaribbeananywaywhydoesjoannaobsessoveritcomeonitsjustjohnnydeppinapirateoutfitibetheathersdroolingaaahstopherfromdroolingihatewillturnerwhydoeselizabethfallforhimanywayilikecookiestheresgoingtobethreepiratesofthecaribbeanmovieshahaonlyiknowthatiknoweverythingaboutmoviesicantellyouwhichmoviestarredjodiefosterandkristenstewartitscalledpanicroomitsathrillermichaeljacksonisaperverticanproveitfgdqwvqewrtyuiopgbcvxazmngdfkwhatifbellatrixhadanaffairwithvoldemortitwouldbeverycrazy Van Kauphft of Ulm, and his nickname would be Ralahn.
Katie-Alan: Let's just call him Roberta-Alan Napoleon Gary Alyssa, ok? Nickname will still be Ralahn.

Hermione: Heaven help meeeeeeee.
Nick: NEVAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRR.
Izzy: Somene get Nick's straightjacket.
Nick: But I ate my straightjacket.
Laura: LOOOOOOOOOOOOGAAAAAAAAN! -drags Logan off-
Shannon: ...
Emma from TLL: Right you are Mini-Shan.
Nick: Who's Mini-Shan?
Hermione: -escapes without anyone seeing-
Shannon: Me. I'm Mini-Shan.
Logan: -is trying to break out of Laura's hug- Let me go!
Shannon: No, don't let him go.
Logan: HEEEEEEELP.
Amanda: STOP WHINING. DON'T MAKE ME TL YOU.
Laura: DO IT.

Logan ~ Laura
T=0 L=2
R=1 O=1
U=1 V=0
E=0 E=0
23%

Mistress Shannon: That's not the real Logora TL.
Mini-Shannon, aka The Authoress: I know. But I don't know Logan and Laura's last names.
Izzy: Does that mean Zach/Laura will happen? They got 75% on True Love.
Shannon: Idea. For a Love Triangle. For you guys. Logan/Laura/Zach, aka Logorach.
Amanda: -plays along- Yeah. Laura <3's Logan, but Zach <3's Laura.
Zach: That's sick. I shall now kill you. -shoots Amanda-
Amanda: GAAAAAAAAAH. -dies- DEAD
Tori: ZACH, YOU SKEEZ, I KILL-EE YOU. -pours Toxic 11 on Zach-
Zach: D: -dies- DEAD
Laura: Harsh.
Logan: YAAAAAAAAAAAY! -runs off, but Laura trips him and he falls flat on his face-
Amanda: -is revived by Tori's live saving chemical thing-
Barkis: DDDDD:
Tori: Shuddup. -pours Toxic 11 on Barkis-
Barkis: -dies-
Haxcz: KAIRI DOESN'T LOVE MEEEEEEEEEEE.
Tori: SHUT UP, IDIOT! -pours Toxic 11 on Haxcz-
Haxcz: -dies-
Amanda: Good riddance.

[MiniShan]

John: Mmmmmmmmhhhhhhmmmmmmmmm.
Laura: That's my line...give it back to me.
John: Or else what?
Maud: Who's John?
Shannon: Barkis's long-term future son.
Laura: Or ellllllse...-grabs Toxic 11- THIS! -pours Toxic 11 on John-
John: -dies-
Barkis: -comes alive- YOU JUST DISSED MY SON.
Shannon: Shut up. -does a Yuffie and ninjas him-
Barkis: -dies again-
Katie-Alan: o.o
Kairi: SORA I LURVE YOU.
Namine: SORA I LURVE YOU.
Mistress Shannon: HE'S MINE.
Kairi, Namine, MS: -catfight- -kickbitepunchfight-
Emma: But Namine has to be with Roxas.
Namine: I do? -remembers- Oh yeah! IZZY GIVE ROXAS BACK.
Izzy: NUH-UH.
Shannon: OK. I JUST HEARD A TEENAGER SAY NUH-UH. THAT IS AWKWARD.
AJ: New LT idea. Izzy/Roxas/Namine. Izoxine.
Shannon: Uh, that's already a triangle, I think.
Isabel: And Shannon/Roxas/Izzy? Shannon/Sora/Izzy? Shannon/Sora/Kairi? Shannon/Roxas/Namine? Izzy/Sora/Kairi?
Shannon: WE GET THE POINT. GOD, WHY DID I EVER CREATE YOU?
God: You didn't create me...
Alison: GACK. -kills God-
God: -re-dies-
Religious people: OH MY GOD, YOU JUST KILLED GOD.
Alison: So?
Religious people: -kill Alison-
Alison: -revives herself- Killing's a sin, y'know?
Random RP (get it, Religious people? Roleplay?): It is?
Everyone except RP's: DUR.
RPs: D:
Victoria: -does a Sarah-Bob and has a child-
Beatrice (Victoria's child): Hi.
Katie-Alan: I'M SUPPOSED TO HAVE THE CHILD.

Important author's Note (IAN): If you find the God part offensive, you can kill me. -does a suicide-

Back To The Fanfic:

Katie-Alan: I'M SUPPOSED TO HAVE A CHILD.
Victoria: -is OOC- IT'S A FREE COUNTRY. I CAN HAVE CHILDREN.
Random RP, aka Spiri, my Spiritual "OC": I find the God part offensive.
Shannon: -suicide- -dies- -is dead-
Emma: OH MY GOD, YOU'VE KILLED MINI-SHAN.
Spiri: Mini-Shan?
Laura: IN ENGLISH, YOU'VE KILLED THE AUTHOR. -kills Spiri-
Spiri: CURSE YOU ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL. -dies-
Angel Shannon, aka Ghost of MiniShan: You killed Spiri? Dangit, now I have to create another Genre OC...
Other Genre OCs: -death glare Laura-
Laura: Hey, what'd I do?
OC's: -keep death glaring Laura-
Holli, the Horror OC: -glares at OCs- Why are you death glaring her? I'm glad Spiri's dead; she's an idiot.
Spiri: -comes alive- I'M NOT AN IDIOT.
Holli: Yes you are.
Spiri: D:
Beatrice: I'm, like, going, to like, the mall.
Victor: I don't want you to be popular!
Beatrice: Too bad, like, dad, I'm popular like.
Readers: Rahari rip-off!
Shannon: -kills them all-
Readers: -die-
Andy: -appears- Rahari rip-off? What next, a Bob rip-off? -makes Shannon explode-
Shannon: -explodes- -revives- -smirk-
Andy: RIP-OFF ARTIST.
Shannon: -kicks Andy's shin-
Andy: OW.
Knight of Ni: We are the Knights who say, "Dontcha wish your girlfriend was HOTT like me!"
Tori: Ooooooooooookaaaaaaaaaaaay then.
Rixot: -whisper so only Tori can hear- Pour Toxic 11 on them.
Tori: Goooooood thinking. -pours Toxic 11 on the Knights-
Knights of Ni: -cannot die-
Izzy: RHYYYYYYYMIIIIIING! YAAY!
Amanda: Then the only other way is to say it! It it it it it it it it it...
Knights: -die- -there is one Knight left-
Amanda: IT IT IT IT IT IT IT IT IT IT!
Knight: -is not dead-
Tori: The only other way is to make a stronger potion! Come along, Damien! -runs off-

-Two or three minutes...yes, minutes...later-

Tori: -comes back- I'VE DONE IT! I made the Super Duper Ultra Uber Toxic 11! -pours SDUUT11 on the Knight-
Knight: -dies-
Everyone: -break dance of victory thing, aka BDOV-
AJ: Wait, since when did Tori's little brother Damien randomly appear into the story?
Damien: -is break dancing- Dunno.
AJ: -becomes uber hyper- -sings The Llama Song-
Amanda: I think AJ's hiding crack in her pockets again.
Tori: Urg. -chases AJ with crack disintegrating potion thingy-

[MiniShan]

Crack: -dies-
Tori: Don't ask me how many potions I make. I made a lot.
Izzy: -is looking in a different direction, so Roxas runs away. But she has SuperRoxasSeeingVision, so she sees his every move-
Roxas: Aw, nuts. -is glomped by Izzy-
Andy: ROXAS YOU STOLE IZZY AWAY FROM MEEEEEEEE.
Izzy: But Andy I still luff you. -shifty eyes-
Knights of Ni: -return-
Amanda: Someone must really like Monty Python...
TRSG (Yes, The Random Stupid Guy is still in the story): I do.
Amanda: TRSG I SHALL KEEEEEEEEEEEEL YOU. BWAHAAHAAHAA.
Rixot: OoOoOoOo
AJ: Whazat mean?
Rixot: When someone is weirded out...
Maud: Oh. New LT. Roxas/Izzy/Andy, Roxizandy.
Roxas: You come up with too many Love Triangles. Me shall kill. -kills Maud-
Maud: -dies-
Izzy: ZAUUUUUUUUCHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
AJ: I have a buisness now! w00tness! 'Tis called "Easy Wallpaper-Making". I make wallpapers for people on the Net for ten bucks.
Jax: Its nickname shall be "EWM".
Izzy: Can you make a Zaucha wallpaper?
AJ: That's what my buisness is all about! Would you like designs or words or pictures on it?
Izzy: A PICTURE OF ZACH AND LAURA. YEAH. AND WORDS THAT SAY "ZACH/LAURA 4EVARRRRRRRRR".
AJ: Um, ok. Why are you all in caps lock?
Izzy: DUNNO. I'LL STOP NOW. -turns off Caps Lock- There we go.
AJ: Ok, good. That'll be ten bucks.
Sora: Isn't that too expensive for a measly wallpaper?
AJ: NO. -takes $10 from Izzy- Thanks! -runs off to make a Z/L WP-
Maud: Yay. Now she's got something to do instead of annoying us all day.
Roxas: ACK! Aren't you DEAD?
Maud: NO.
Roxas: D:
Laura: Z/L is baaaaad. Me shall kill. -kills AJ-
Wesley: AAAAH SHE'S DEAAAAAAD. NOW who am I going to go out with?
AJ: No-one. Ha.
Laura: Wait, I killed you, how did you survive?
Amanda: We Super Duper Lawyers stay dead for two seconds. Ha.
Zach: That's not possible. You're not immortal.
All SDL's: ARE TOO.
Zach: o.0
AJ: STUPID WALLPAPER! THE STUPID THING GOT DELETED! WHAT THE HECK IS WRONG WITH THE STUPID COMPUTER!
Amanda: Uh-oh.
AJ: -remakes wallpaper- YAAAAY.

[Little Shan]

Zach: QWERTYUIOPASDFGHJKLZXCVBNM G -spontanious combusts-
Zach fangirls (Wha?): NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
Izzy: ZAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUCHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Laura: -swears uncontrollably-
Everyone: -is shocked by Laura's wide range of vocabulary-
Laura: -pause- What? -goes crazy- NO ZAUCHA! LOGORA ALLLLLL THE WAAAAAAAAAAAAAY! -kills Izzy-
Grace/Gray Davis, my annoying little muse: Logora?
Laura: Logora. Logan/Laura.
Gray: -jumps on top of Laura's head- Whatta 'bout Laurlando?
Izzy: LAURLANDO?
Gray: Yah. Aka Orlaura, Orlando Bloom/Laura.
Laura: ORLAURA? GRAY YOU ARE A GENIUUUUUUUUSSSSSSS! But get off my head before I shoot you.
Shannon: Gray's always thinking of pairings. -watches as Gray is kicked off of Laura's head-
Gray: -fires cannon ball at Laura- OMG! -after Laura runs away- New LT. Logan/Laura/Orly.
Laura: -comes back- Logaurly? WH00T! -runs off again-
Roxas: Too many LTs.
Gray: Me knows. Have you noticed that there's a lot of Roxel shippers?
Axel: Roxel?
Gray: Roxas/Axel, if you're stupid.
Axel: AAAAAH. NOT THE ATTACK OF ROXEL! NUUUUUUUUUUUU!
Emma: NO ROXEL. ROXIME FOREVARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR.
Roxel shippers: You're going down, Roxime shippers.
Roxime shippers: Really? -glare-
Roxel <3ers and Roxime <3ers, including Emma: -fight-
Crowd: FIGHTFIGHTFIGHT.
Shannon: How come it's called Roxime? Shouldn't it be Roxine? Because Namine's name is spelled N-A-M-I-N-E, not N-A-M-I-M-E.
Gray: It is?
Shannon: -facepalm-
Isabel: How is Namine pronounced, because it has the ` on the E.
AJ: Dunno.
Namine: IZZY I WANT ROXAS BACK. -says it as Roxime shippers win the fight-
Izzy: ROXAS IS MINEMINEALLMINE. -sticks out tongue-
Namine and Izzy: -fight-
Crowd: FIGHTFIGHTFIGHT.
Namine: -wins-
Izzy: -loses- D: -to Namine- I still hate you.
Olette: STOP FIIIIIIIIIGHTTTTTTTTTTTTIIIIIIIIIIIIIING.
N & I: SHUT UP.
Riku: HEY. -slaps-
Olette: YAAAAAAAAAAY. -tackleglomps Riku-
Riku: -is tackleglomped-
Namine: -fights Izzy. Again-
Izzy: -loses. Again-
Riku: -while Olette is still sitting on him- -eats ice cream-
Izzy: -beats up Kairi-
Kairi: ow.
Izzy: YOU CAN'T HAVE SORA! BWAHAAHAAHAAA.
Kairi: -beats up Izzy- -runs off with Sora-
Izzy: OW.
Derek: -is transported from his universe, with a bunch of GA people-
Shannon: -beats up Addison-
Addison: OW.
Izzra: -kills Dr. Bailey with the emo knife-
Dr. Bailey: -dies-
Derek: meredith i love you
George: meredith i love you
Finn: meredith i love you
Shannon: -to George and Finn- OFF WITH YOUR HEADS. -cuts off their heads-
Callie: -cries-
AJ: Shut up.
Shannon: -locks Addison in a closet-
Addison: HEY.