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Post by InsaneShannon on Jun 11, 2006 11:53:51 GMT -5
This isn't much of a story, but I came up with it. Friends Isabel and Carmen ramble about their favorite thing in the universe--Kingdom Hearts.
This is the KH1 rambling. There will be a KH: COM rambling, a KH2 rambling, a ship rambling, and a character rambling.
incorect writingz iz carmen
Normal/correct writings is Isabel.
Kingdom Hearts
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"Remember when we played Kingdom Hearts yesterday?"
"yah"
"I kicked the Heartless's butt."
"i kno"
"Carmen, you're answering in two-letter sentences."
"i kno n mi kingdum hartz game iz brokd"
"WTH?"
"i brokd mi kingdom hearts game"
"How?"
"i wuz takin it out n mi nail scratchd it n it crakd"
"NEVER let your fingernails touch the disc. Did I not tell you?"
"yah"
"Can you get it fixed?"
"game stop kan fix it but i duno how"
"Anyways...did you see me do that?"
"do wut"
"When I controlled Goofy, did you see me attack with the shield?"
"i think so"
"Remember when you played?"
"yah i sed take that heartless n i kickd his butt did u see"
"I might have."
"omg u wer bizy talkin 2 logan thats why u didnt see"
"I wasn't talking to Logan. I watched you."
"u think yor a betr kingdom hearts playr then me dont u"
"NO! I think you're a good KH player!"
"leon wil so end up with yuffie"
"RINOA."
"yuffie"
"RINOA!"
END OF THE KH1 RAMBLING
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Post by InsaneShannon on Jun 12, 2006 1:17:27 GMT -5
Kingdom Hearts: Chain of Memories
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"I loved the new Kingdom Hearts game, Chain of Memories."
"dood yor the best playr on it"
"I am, Carmen? Yea! Thanks for the compliment."
"anuther reazen y we r best friendz"
"You're a good Kingdom Hearts player, too."
"thankz izzy"
"You're welcome. I can't believe Namine had to do that to Sora's memory."
"do wut"
"Erase it."
"im glad sora n namine r good friendz jus like sora n kairi"
"Namine is Kairi's Nobody."
"shes a speshul nobody"
"She's still Kairi's Nobody, she's just in Kairi's heart."
"kairi is luky 2 hav a nobody n sora 2 riku has nun"
"About your Sora and Namine being good friends? It's Roxas and Namine who are good friends."
"i have leon/yuffie evidince"
"Leon will end up with Rinoa!"
"yuffie"
"RINOA!"
END OF THE "CHAIN OF MEMORIES" RAMBLING
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Post by InsaneShannon on Jun 12, 2006 11:50:30 GMT -5
As you can see, Isabel ships Leon/Rinoa and Carmen ships Leon/Yuffie, which is why they always have the "yuffie"/"RINOA!" fights at the end of each rambling.
A/N: Any names not familiar (Logan, Alison, etc) are other friends of Isabel and Carmen.
Kingdom Hearts 2
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"Omigosh! We both beat Kingdom Hearts 2 in a week!"
"we gawt our kingdom hearts 1 disk fixd"
"Dude. This is the KH2 rambling."
"o rite"
"It was good to see Sora, Kairi, and Riku reunited on the island."
"dood u jus spoyld the endin for every1 else"
"You do realize Logan also beat Kingdom Hearts 2, right?"
"so did alison"
"We keep our friends posted on Kingdom Hearts stuff a lot."
"them heartlessez wer so ded when u got them"
"Thank you for complimenting my Heartless-butt-kicking ability."
"emma iz jus liek u"
"What do you mean?"
"u n emma both kik heartless buttz"
"Our friend Emma, right?"
"rite izzy"
"Yeah, she's pretty good at Kingdom Hearts."
"leon n yuffie 4evar"
"RINOA!"
"yuffie"
"RINOA!"
END OF THE KH2 RAMBLING
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Post by InsaneShannon on Jun 12, 2006 12:12:55 GMT -5
Ships (A/N: Isabel and Carmen have different ship combo names)
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"omigawd"
"What, Carmen?"
"i sooooo saw sora/kairi flufz"
"Kaiora fluff?"
"yah i notisd sairi fluff"
"Kaiora fluff means Roxine fluff, you know."
"sairi flufz meenz namoxas flufz wow"
"We both like Rikette, right? Riku/Olette?"
"oliku yah n u liek that laym rineon"
"Leoa is not lame. Leuffie is lame."
"u jus disd mi ship yuffeon iz kewl"
"What about Xemlis?"
"xelnas iz 2 funy"
"I hate love triangles. Therefore, I hate Sorairiku."
"sorairiku whuzat"
"The triangle Sora/Kairi/Riku. I don't like it."
"meh neether i gess"
"Leon and Rinoa rules."
"yuffie"
"RINOA!"
END OF THE SHIP RAMBLING
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So now Isabel started it. These are their ships:
Isabel's Ships
Kaiora~Sora/Kairi (Isabel's OTS)
Roxine~Roxas/Namine
Rikette~Riku/Olette
Leoa~Leon/Rinoa (Which she says is WAY better than L/Y)
Xemlis~Xemnas/Xellis
Carmen's Ships
Yuffeon~Leon/Yuffie (Carmen's OTS)
Sairi~Sora/Kairi
Xelnas~Xellis/Xemnas
Oliku~Olette/Riku
Namoxas~Roxas/Namine
A/N: As you can see, they like a lot of the same ships.
END OF SHIP LISTINGS
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Post by InsaneShannon on Jun 14, 2006 22:18:31 GMT -5
This is a special rambling. All of I & C's friends will be talking too.
I=Isabel
C=Carmen
E=Emma
L=Logan
A=Alison
H=Hannah
R=Ryan
K=Kaitlyn
Z=Zack
G=Grai
S=Seth
Characters and Random Things
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I: -is dizzy-
C: "omg soras hawt"
L: "Let's not start that up again..."
C: "but i want 2" -is sad-
R: "Oy."
G: "Zack finally decided to beat up his little brother."
E: "What did he do?"
Z: "He kept spray-painting my bedroom walls."
H: "That stinks."
C: "omgz isabel riku's hawt"
I: OoOoOoOo
E: "Ooh, Logan, tell everyone what you did to annoying little Jayden."
L: "I slapped him."
K: "No way! That's, like, cool!"
S: "Yuh-huh."
A: "I so beat Carmen at Kingdom Hearts last week...she won't admit defeat..."
C: "u so did nawt beet meh"
G: "I remember when I first beat Kaitlyn at Kingdom Hearts...she acted the same way Carmen's acting."
C: "but alli did nott beet meh ok grai"
H: "Who thinks that Roxas is sooooooooo hot?"
C: "i do"
G: "Logan, Emma, I remember hearing about that bratty ten-year-old neighbor kid of yours, Jayden. I know what it's like being annoyed with a kid."
E: "He didn't annoy us. He's just a brat."
L: "But Sarah, Jayden's sister, is much worse. She's stupid."
Teacher: -comes running in- "This is supposed to be about Kingdom Hearts!"
R: "Don't make me bite your butt."
E: "Ryan is merciless, I swear..."
L: "We should have him come over and bite Jayden for us."
G: "Once, there was this little girl, Jenna, and she used to follow me around. For a six-year-old, she's pretty bossy. Good thing she moved away."
I: "OMG SHE'S SIX? WHY DIDN'T YOU KILL HER?"
G: "For various reasons, dur."
C: "zomg roxas is soooooooo hawt hannah iz rite"
L: "Roxas is Sora's Nobody, dur."
I: "I still say Leon's going to end up woith Rinoa."
S: "Let's not start the Leon/Rinoa and Leon/Yuffie fight again...."
END OF CHARACTER RAMBLING & END OF STORY
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Post by InsaneShannon on Jun 22, 2006 17:43:14 GMT -5
Bloopers:
KH:
Isabel: "OMG YOU BROKE YOUR KINGDOM HEARTS DISC? HOW THE FLIP DID YOU FIX IT?"
Carmen: (She's not really stupid) "Relax, Izzy. I'm gonna fix it at GameStop. You can fix it there."
Isabel: "GameStop stinks."
Carmen: "Why?"
Isabel: "THE WORKERS FLIP MY BROTHER OFF AND THEY RIP ME OFF!"
Carmen: "OoOoOo" (Oo=someone is weirded out...)
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KH: CoM:
Carmen: "I hope Chain of Memories doesn't trigger Namora shippers."
Isabel: "Namora? Sorine? Sora/Namine? EWEWEW."
Emma: "OoOoOo"
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Post by MiniShan on Jun 24, 2006 22:20:34 GMT -5
ANNOUNCEMENT-ANNOUNCEMENT-ANOUNCEMENT
The Kingdom Hearts story "The Journey Begins" Is no longer an upcoming story. It has too many KH3/KH4-ish themes.
Thanks to GhostBoy and Shannon, I have realized I'm being a copy-cat/plagerizer/whatever you wanna call it.
And no more story-copy-cating for me. That is all.
-MiniShan
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