Post by InsaneShannon on Jun 8, 2006 14:52:51 GMT -5
KYS Guide:
Me=The Voice that tortures the ASOUE cast. Will be called Shannon.
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Violet Baudelaire was sitting down in a normal-looking chair on a stage with the lights lit up. An audience of people stared back at her, looking like they were waiting for something.
"Know your stars, know your stars, know your stars..."
"Who's there?" Violet asked.
"Violet Baudelaire...when something doesn't go her way, she curses and screams."
"I just usually get frustrated," Violet said, but she had no idea HOW frustrating dealing with Shannon, the Voice, would be.
"Violet Baudelare...she loves Klaus and hates Quigley!"
Violet/Quigley shippers in the crowd gasped.
"That's not true!" Violet said. "I love Klaus, but as a--"
Quigley ran up to Violet and slapped her. "AFTER WE SHARED THAT MOMENT ON THE CLIFF, THIS IS HOW YOU REPAY ME!"
"Shannon's making up lies!" Violet said.
"Bite me!" Quigley yelled.
"Poor, stupid Violet," Shannon said obnouxiously.
"I'M NOT STUPID!"
"Then why did you write, 'Funglebungledongledingle' on page 25 of your diary?"
"I AM NOT DUMB! AND I DIDN'T WRITE THAT!"
"Violet Baudelaire...she likes to get drunk!"
Despite being dead, Bertrand Baudelaire came running in.
"VIOLET VERONICA VICTORIA VICTORIOSTA VANDI BAUDELAIRE!" he screamed. "HOW DARE YOU SNEAK BEER AND OTHER SUCH THINGS INTO OUR HOUSE!"
"I didn't!" Violet Veronica Victoria Victoriosta Vandi Baudelaire said. "Shannon's lying!"
Mr. Baudelaire ignored her.
"Violet Baudelaire...her real name is Teloiv Erialeduab."
"It's Violet Baudelaire! You said my name backwards!"
"No, your name backwards is Violet Baudelaire."
"VIOLET BAUDELAIRE IS MY NAME FRONTWARDS!"
"Violet Baudelaire...she isn't 15! She's actually 52!"
"I am fifteen! Must I show you my birth certificate!"
"But it burned up in the fire!" Klaus called from backstage.
"Yeah," said Shannon, "and I don't need a silly sheet of paper to know the truth. Violet is 52."
"I AM NOT 52! I AM 15!"
"Riiiiiiiiiiight, just keep saying that...Violet Baudelaire is in loooooooooooooooooooooove with Isadora!"
"EW! SHE'S JUST MY FRIEND! AND WE'RE STRAIGHT! AND KLAUS IS IN LOVE WITH ISADORA!"
"Really? Actually, Violet's in love with...OLAF!"
Violet was so grossed out that she barfed all over the stage.
"Ew!" Violet said after barfing. "He's evil and old!"
"Really!" Shannon said.
She called to her partner-in-crime, Matthew, "Roll audio tape!"
A tape showed someone who was obviously NOT Olaf kissing someone that was obviously NOT Violet.
"THAT! IS! NOT! ME!" Violet said. "That's parentcest, which is gross!"
"Violet Baudelaire...she made out with a worm!"
"WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!"
"Violet Baudelaire...she luuuuuuurves Sunny! As a date!"
"EW!" Violet shrieked. "That's femcest, that's just wrong!"
"Violet Baudelaire...took naked pictures of herself and e-mailed them to Quigley!"
"WHAT! THAT'S OUTRAGEOUS! WHERE DO YOU GET THOSE IDEAS!"
"Now you know Violet Baudelaire...she makes out with worms, loves Sunny as a date, and takes pictures of herself naked!"
"ARGH! THEY DO NOT KNOW ME! COME BACK SO I CAN KILL YOU!" Violet exploded.
"Bye-bye," Shannon said obnouxiously.
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That's the end of Violet's torture. Next will be Klaus, Sunny, the Quagmires, and Olaf.
Me=The Voice that tortures the ASOUE cast. Will be called Shannon.
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Violet Baudelaire was sitting down in a normal-looking chair on a stage with the lights lit up. An audience of people stared back at her, looking like they were waiting for something.
"Know your stars, know your stars, know your stars..."
"Who's there?" Violet asked.
"Violet Baudelaire...when something doesn't go her way, she curses and screams."
"I just usually get frustrated," Violet said, but she had no idea HOW frustrating dealing with Shannon, the Voice, would be.
"Violet Baudelare...she loves Klaus and hates Quigley!"
Violet/Quigley shippers in the crowd gasped.
"That's not true!" Violet said. "I love Klaus, but as a--"
Quigley ran up to Violet and slapped her. "AFTER WE SHARED THAT MOMENT ON THE CLIFF, THIS IS HOW YOU REPAY ME!"
"Shannon's making up lies!" Violet said.
"Bite me!" Quigley yelled.
"Poor, stupid Violet," Shannon said obnouxiously.
"I'M NOT STUPID!"
"Then why did you write, 'Funglebungledongledingle' on page 25 of your diary?"
"I AM NOT DUMB! AND I DIDN'T WRITE THAT!"
"Violet Baudelaire...she likes to get drunk!"
Despite being dead, Bertrand Baudelaire came running in.
"VIOLET VERONICA VICTORIA VICTORIOSTA VANDI BAUDELAIRE!" he screamed. "HOW DARE YOU SNEAK BEER AND OTHER SUCH THINGS INTO OUR HOUSE!"
"I didn't!" Violet Veronica Victoria Victoriosta Vandi Baudelaire said. "Shannon's lying!"
Mr. Baudelaire ignored her.
"Violet Baudelaire...her real name is Teloiv Erialeduab."
"It's Violet Baudelaire! You said my name backwards!"
"No, your name backwards is Violet Baudelaire."
"VIOLET BAUDELAIRE IS MY NAME FRONTWARDS!"
"Violet Baudelaire...she isn't 15! She's actually 52!"
"I am fifteen! Must I show you my birth certificate!"
"But it burned up in the fire!" Klaus called from backstage.
"Yeah," said Shannon, "and I don't need a silly sheet of paper to know the truth. Violet is 52."
"I AM NOT 52! I AM 15!"
"Riiiiiiiiiiight, just keep saying that...Violet Baudelaire is in loooooooooooooooooooooove with Isadora!"
"EW! SHE'S JUST MY FRIEND! AND WE'RE STRAIGHT! AND KLAUS IS IN LOVE WITH ISADORA!"
"Really? Actually, Violet's in love with...OLAF!"
Violet was so grossed out that she barfed all over the stage.
"Ew!" Violet said after barfing. "He's evil and old!"
"Really!" Shannon said.
She called to her partner-in-crime, Matthew, "Roll audio tape!"
A tape showed someone who was obviously NOT Olaf kissing someone that was obviously NOT Violet.
"THAT! IS! NOT! ME!" Violet said. "That's parentcest, which is gross!"
"Violet Baudelaire...she made out with a worm!"
"WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!"
"Violet Baudelaire...she luuuuuuurves Sunny! As a date!"
"EW!" Violet shrieked. "That's femcest, that's just wrong!"
"Violet Baudelaire...took naked pictures of herself and e-mailed them to Quigley!"
"WHAT! THAT'S OUTRAGEOUS! WHERE DO YOU GET THOSE IDEAS!"
"Now you know Violet Baudelaire...she makes out with worms, loves Sunny as a date, and takes pictures of herself naked!"
"ARGH! THEY DO NOT KNOW ME! COME BACK SO I CAN KILL YOU!" Violet exploded.
"Bye-bye," Shannon said obnouxiously.
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That's the end of Violet's torture. Next will be Klaus, Sunny, the Quagmires, and Olaf.