Post by Queen Shannykins on May 26, 2006 19:22:04 GMT -5
Shannon: We get to look at the frog today! Although I hope it isn't as drenched in fermaldahyde as the crayfish was, my eyes swelled up last time, I'm allergic.
Zach: How nice.
Shannon: -snaps gloves on- And now, it is time for... HOUSE!
Zach: I'm Dr. House.
Shannon: Let's just hope if our frog's a guy, its balls don't explode. But knowing you with that prober, that'll probably happen.
Zach: D:
Shannon: -goes and gets frog- It's like... compressed.
Zach: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEW. IT'S MISSING AN EYE!
Shannon: o.o Oh well, we have to measure its legs.
Zach: I'm not unfurling them!
Shannon: Fem boy. -takes leg, which is as hard as a rock, and pulls it away from body for measurement-
Zach: You're gonna break it! ;.;
Shannon: ...Just measure it, dammit.
Zach: -measures-
-later on-
Shannon: Now to tell if our frog is a boy or girl... ...It's female. Why do we always get female specimens? Not that I want to like, rape a guy frog or something...
Zach: Dunno, but the worm was multi-sexual.
Shannon: But it was anorexic, so it was more fem.
Zach: True.
Shannon: -inspects the frog- You lied. There is no hole in its butt!
Zach: You have to make one! Then you stick the probe up its butt and it comes out the stomach! OMG IT NEEDS HEIMLICHED. -heimliches frog-
Shannon: -_- ...Let's just open the mouth. -opens mouth, and the frog pratically pukes fermaldahyde- EWEWEWEWEWEWEWEWEWEWEWEWEW.
Zach: My heimlich manuver worked! Let's rip its tongue out!
Shannon: NO! That's mean! Don't be mean to George!
Zach: George?
Shannon: Our frog's name. Kermit's brother, but he wasn't as famous because he was a midget.
Zach: Sure, one problem...
Shannon: What?
Zach: We proved our frog was a girl.
Shannon: ... Er. Right. This is Kermette then. Like Olette.
Zach: Oh my god...
Shannon: Get it? Kermit, Kermette, ahahaha. Anyway... -looks back at worksheet- Stick the probe up one of its nostrils... okay. -does that with one of the nostrils on the frog's head- OMG. I THINK I HIT THE BRAIN.
Zach: You idiot! It says internal nostrils!
Shannon: OH! -pulls prober out- -sticks it up internal nostril, and it comes out external nostril- Sweet.
Zach: EW! That's so gross!
Shannon: -thinks 'at least it doesn't have boogers'- Now, for the teeth... It has one two...
Zach: three... four. Four teeth. And the tongue is attached to the front.
Shannon: -tries to pull on it- It won't stretch! That's lame!
Zach: Shannon?
Shannon: Yeah?
Zach: You're pulling the tongue out.
Shannon: Oh. -stops pulling out tongue- -pets the frog- I'm sorry Kermette... ... ...Zach, she needs mouth-to-mouth.
Zach: Don't look at me!
((I know I'm forgetting a bunch of stuff. Add it, Zach. XDDD))
Zach: How nice.
Shannon: -snaps gloves on- And now, it is time for... HOUSE!
Zach: I'm Dr. House.
Shannon: Let's just hope if our frog's a guy, its balls don't explode. But knowing you with that prober, that'll probably happen.
Zach: D:
Shannon: -goes and gets frog- It's like... compressed.
Zach: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEW. IT'S MISSING AN EYE!
Shannon: o.o Oh well, we have to measure its legs.
Zach: I'm not unfurling them!
Shannon: Fem boy. -takes leg, which is as hard as a rock, and pulls it away from body for measurement-
Zach: You're gonna break it! ;.;
Shannon: ...Just measure it, dammit.
Zach: -measures-
-later on-
Shannon: Now to tell if our frog is a boy or girl... ...It's female. Why do we always get female specimens? Not that I want to like, rape a guy frog or something...
Zach: Dunno, but the worm was multi-sexual.
Shannon: But it was anorexic, so it was more fem.
Zach: True.
Shannon: -inspects the frog- You lied. There is no hole in its butt!
Zach: You have to make one! Then you stick the probe up its butt and it comes out the stomach! OMG IT NEEDS HEIMLICHED. -heimliches frog-
Shannon: -_- ...Let's just open the mouth. -opens mouth, and the frog pratically pukes fermaldahyde- EWEWEWEWEWEWEWEWEWEWEWEWEW.
Zach: My heimlich manuver worked! Let's rip its tongue out!
Shannon: NO! That's mean! Don't be mean to George!
Zach: George?
Shannon: Our frog's name. Kermit's brother, but he wasn't as famous because he was a midget.
Zach: Sure, one problem...
Shannon: What?
Zach: We proved our frog was a girl.
Shannon: ... Er. Right. This is Kermette then. Like Olette.
Zach: Oh my god...
Shannon: Get it? Kermit, Kermette, ahahaha. Anyway... -looks back at worksheet- Stick the probe up one of its nostrils... okay. -does that with one of the nostrils on the frog's head- OMG. I THINK I HIT THE BRAIN.
Zach: You idiot! It says internal nostrils!
Shannon: OH! -pulls prober out- -sticks it up internal nostril, and it comes out external nostril- Sweet.
Zach: EW! That's so gross!
Shannon: -thinks 'at least it doesn't have boogers'- Now, for the teeth... It has one two...
Zach: three... four. Four teeth. And the tongue is attached to the front.
Shannon: -tries to pull on it- It won't stretch! That's lame!
Zach: Shannon?
Shannon: Yeah?
Zach: You're pulling the tongue out.
Shannon: Oh. -stops pulling out tongue- -pets the frog- I'm sorry Kermette... ... ...Zach, she needs mouth-to-mouth.
Zach: Don't look at me!
((I know I'm forgetting a bunch of stuff. Add it, Zach. XDDD))
