Post by Queen Shannykins on May 23, 2006 16:43:20 GMT -5
Based on the true story. Zach, add anything I miss. XD
Episode 2: The External Anatomy of the Crayfish
-The How To Disect A _______ theme song plays as the show starts. It sounds uncannily like the CSI theme song-
-Zach comes back with the crayfish, which is like, huuuuuuuuuuge-
Shannon: o.o That is considerably larger than the ones you see in the creek.
Zach: I know... Oooh, probing time! -takes out the probing tool and begins to probe the crayfish- Oh my, looks like a couple of its legs are missing.
Shannon: You tore them off, didn't you?
Zach: It wasn't me! I swear!
Mrs. Bartek: -is walking around- I swear, these crayfish must be fed steroids or something, they're huge.
Shannon: Like shrimp.
Zach: But shrimp are small!
Shannon: No! I mean the jumbo shrimp that are usually encased in coconut!
Zach: Oh. Those are good.
Shannon: Yup. -picks up worksheet- Is your crayfish male, or female? Okay, Zach, turn it over and, erm, probe the swimmerets.
Zach: -probes swimmerets- Definately female.
Shannon: Okay, whatever. -writes that down- Find the mouth hole...
Zach: Found it. Ew, it's hairy.
Shannon: That is grotesque. o___o -pokes it- Anyway, we need to measure the crayfish.
-they mesure crayfish and its legs, and tail. But we'll skip to the funny part, which is the measuring of the antennae-
Zach: -laughs evilly-
Shannon: Measure the anten- ohmygod, what did you do?
Zach: I... Erm... Accidentally cut off one of its antennae.
Shannon: Oh, god. -thinks 'Holy [insert profanity of choice here]'-
Zach: But then again, over at the next table they just accidentally cut an eye off.
Shannon: o.o ...
Zach: -probes eye- This is fun.
Shannon: No it's no- -takes the other probing tool and probes the other eye- It is!
-eye probing continues for about ten minutes-
Shannon: Anyway, examine legs and the chilipeds. What is the same about them?
Zach: They're hairy.
Shannon: Seriously? o.o -probes crayfish leg- O.O THEY ARE.
Zach: Oh well. -continues probing crayfish- -probe goes all the way through the crayfish and comes out other side- Oh, shit.
Shannon: O________O;;; TAKE IT OUT. BEFORE BARTEK SEES.
Zach: -pulls probe out- She didn't see.
Shannon: Yeah. But now it has a hole in it...
Zach: -shrugs- At least ours has both eyes.
Taylor: -puts his crayfish back in bucket- Oh my god, there's an eye floating in here!
-Examining the Outer Anatomy of the Crayfish ends-
Mrs. Bartek: Tomorrow, we will be disecting. Now, you guys are going to have to remove the exoskeleton-
Zach: So basically, we're scalping it.
Shannon: Fun times.
Mrs. Bartek: -and you're going to have to decapitate it to see inside its head.
Zach and Shannon: YES! 8DDD
Mrs. Bartek: But that does not mean you can mutilate it.
Zach and Shannon: Aw. DDD:
Episode 2: The External Anatomy of the Crayfish
-The How To Disect A _______ theme song plays as the show starts. It sounds uncannily like the CSI theme song-
-Zach comes back with the crayfish, which is like, huuuuuuuuuuge-
Shannon: o.o That is considerably larger than the ones you see in the creek.
Zach: I know... Oooh, probing time! -takes out the probing tool and begins to probe the crayfish- Oh my, looks like a couple of its legs are missing.
Shannon: You tore them off, didn't you?
Zach: It wasn't me! I swear!
Mrs. Bartek: -is walking around- I swear, these crayfish must be fed steroids or something, they're huge.
Shannon: Like shrimp.
Zach: But shrimp are small!
Shannon: No! I mean the jumbo shrimp that are usually encased in coconut!
Zach: Oh. Those are good.
Shannon: Yup. -picks up worksheet- Is your crayfish male, or female? Okay, Zach, turn it over and, erm, probe the swimmerets.
Zach: -probes swimmerets- Definately female.
Shannon: Okay, whatever. -writes that down- Find the mouth hole...
Zach: Found it. Ew, it's hairy.
Shannon: That is grotesque. o___o -pokes it- Anyway, we need to measure the crayfish.
-they mesure crayfish and its legs, and tail. But we'll skip to the funny part, which is the measuring of the antennae-
Zach: -laughs evilly-
Shannon: Measure the anten- ohmygod, what did you do?
Zach: I... Erm... Accidentally cut off one of its antennae.
Shannon: Oh, god. -thinks 'Holy [insert profanity of choice here]'-
Zach: But then again, over at the next table they just accidentally cut an eye off.
Shannon: o.o ...
Zach: -probes eye- This is fun.
Shannon: No it's no- -takes the other probing tool and probes the other eye- It is!
-eye probing continues for about ten minutes-
Shannon: Anyway, examine legs and the chilipeds. What is the same about them?
Zach: They're hairy.
Shannon: Seriously? o.o -probes crayfish leg- O.O THEY ARE.
Zach: Oh well. -continues probing crayfish- -probe goes all the way through the crayfish and comes out other side- Oh, shit.
Shannon: O________O;;; TAKE IT OUT. BEFORE BARTEK SEES.
Zach: -pulls probe out- She didn't see.
Shannon: Yeah. But now it has a hole in it...
Zach: -shrugs- At least ours has both eyes.
Taylor: -puts his crayfish back in bucket- Oh my god, there's an eye floating in here!
-Examining the Outer Anatomy of the Crayfish ends-
Mrs. Bartek: Tomorrow, we will be disecting. Now, you guys are going to have to remove the exoskeleton-
Zach: So basically, we're scalping it.
Shannon: Fun times.
Mrs. Bartek: -and you're going to have to decapitate it to see inside its head.
Zach and Shannon: YES! 8DDD
Mrs. Bartek: But that does not mean you can mutilate it.
Zach and Shannon: Aw. DDD: