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Post by His Sexiness, Sir Zach of Stow on May 20, 2006 13:22:56 GMT -5
Here is the difficulty we had in disecting the worm for Science.
Shannon: Okay, we need to pin it down.
Zach: Which side do we pin it down on?
Shannon: I think this one. *pins on the wrong side*
Mrs.Bartek: You guys pinned it wrong. *fixes pins*
Zach: Good job Shannon.
Shannon: Now we need to cut it.
Zach: Goody! *reading* lift the dorsal skin with forceps.
Shannon: It won't lift.
To be continued!
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Post by His Sexiness, Sir Zach of Stow on May 20, 2006 14:43:47 GMT -5
Continued:
Zach: Try Harder.
Shannon: I don't want to damage the organs
Zach: Fine! *takes scalple and begins furiously scraping at the worms upper body* I'm in! Hand me the scissors!
Shannon: *hands scissors*
Zach: Now be quiet this is hard *begins to cut the worm* Finished!
Shannon: Now we have to pin down the skin. *has about 10 pins and begins to pin the skin down*
Zach: I think we killed the worm. All of its organs are weird.
Mrs. Bartek: No, actually, you have one of the best cuts I've seen today.
Shannon: Sweet. This is fun. We get to play with sharp objects.
Mrs. Bartek: Wow. You're starting to scare me Shannon.
Shannon: *evil Laugh!!!!*
Zach: Now, I'm going to probe the brain. *Takes prober and begins probing*
Shannon: No! We need all the organs to get a good grade.
Zach: Okay, lets find all of them.
*They find the organs*
Shannon & Zach: Mrs. Bartek!!! We're done!
Mrs. Bartek: Okay. I'll quiz you. *begins to quiz us* Good job. 20/20.
Zach: Yay! Now I can probe the brain! *begins probing again.* Wait... I want to see something. *looks at worm* She didn't lie! There really is a hole in the worms butt! *takes scalpel and cuts off the butt* I'm keeping this.
Shannon: That's sick.
Shannon, if I missed anything, put it in.
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Post by Queen Shannykins on May 20, 2006 16:05:46 GMT -5
You forgot the part about the CSI! XD
Zach: This reminds me of CSI.
Shannon: Yeah! I work for the CSI as my night job.
Zach: Although you're the one who cuts the dead bodies open. I'm the cool guy who finds all the evidence.
Shannon: Because you're not as smart as me. And watch, you nearly cut off the cerebral ganglion.
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Post by His Sexiness, Sir Zach of Stow on May 20, 2006 16:17:51 GMT -5
YOU Forgot this.
Zach: Cerebral Ganglion! Thats a fun word!!!! C-E-R-E-B-R-A-L-G-A-N-G-L-I-O-N!!!!!!
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Post by ladylaura on May 23, 2006 15:37:27 GMT -5
o.O You people scare me
alot
My partner is Jack
He does all the cutting and I supervise
XD
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Post by His Sexiness, Sir Zach of Stow on May 26, 2006 16:23:17 GMT -5
You're just scared of Gut!
I love Kermette, she is so....dead.
Okay, mrs. Bartek gave everyone a normal frog, but ours is missing an eye, and its legs are all messed up. And After I got through with it, Shannon didn't see, its got no toe either... heh heh heh.
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Post by Queen Shannykins on May 26, 2006 19:05:42 GMT -5
YOU CUT OFF KERMETTE'S TOE? O.O
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You are so going to hell for that. XDDD
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Post by His Sexiness, Sir Zach of Stow on May 27, 2006 12:25:13 GMT -5
That and reading Harry Potter.
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