Post by glitterme on Nov 24, 2006 21:03:48 GMT -5
This is about ummmmm… well random things Harry Potter people do stuff that people never seen before so this is one of the story
Harry is sitting down on the couch becoming a fat boy cause he has nothing better to do since Hermione being herself and Ron being annoying singing DON”T HOLD BACK his whole life
Harry: I’m so freaking bored
Ron: DON”T HOLD BACK DUN DA De da ditty DOO
Harry: Shut up
Ron: DON”T HOLD BACKKK
Harry: is there anything else we can do puts food in his mouth then burps
Growing a pop belly
Ron: THE TIME HAS COME TO!!!
Harry: WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT CAN WE DO
Ron: PUSH THE BUTTON
Harry: :-(
The next day
Harry wakes up the next morning and can’t see his feet. He tries to stand up and he falls over and rolls down the stairs
Ron: Don’t HOLD BACKK!!! (Watches Harry roll down the steps) we Harry your fat and I don’t mean fat I mean FFFAAAATTT look u cracked the floor
Harry: humph
Ron: I know u should see that person who helps u make u feel better about your self and helps solve your problems
Harry: no
Hermione walks in the door and looks at Harry
Hermione: Harry u really should think about joining the Weight watcher club
Ron: NO the person who helps u feel good about r self
Hermione: weight watcher
Ron: the thing I just said
Harry: I think Ron’s right Hermione
Hermione: what? Harry you do know u could explode like mentors and pop
Harry: yeah but I could also break the weight scale
Ron: he hehe hehehe laughing like a girl yea he cracked the floor
Hermione: What ever
Ron: Don’t worry about money Harry I got connections he’ll arrive today
Harry: okay but maybe while I wait for him I should do jumping jacks
Ron: okay I’ll get him see u in 30 min
Harry: okay here I go, both arms out now jump (no movement)
Hermione: maybe I should help u Harry (whispers before u make the whole word have an earth quake
By the time Ron got back Hermione got Harry to do jumping jacks but she fell over every time he did it because he shook the whole house so she had bruises all over herself. Harry was going boom Bang SHOOKE
Hermione: okay u can stop
Harry falls on the ground finally panting. RON were is my helping person thing
Ron: rite here
Hermione: You mean yo… couldn’t finish the word because Ron interrupted
Ron: Yes my pencil
Harry: how is that suppose to help me
Ron: He can’t do anything except write or in his words doo doo because it comes from the end of his
Hermione: okay just stop
Harry: so y can it help me
Ron: it makes u feel better because u can do thins that the pencil can’t
Hermione: that is the most stupid…
Harry: SMARTEST THING U EVER THOUGHT OF!
Hermione: Fine but if I die from a earthquake i am blaming you
Leaves
Harry: YAY!!! Takes off his costume
Ron: Told you it would be fun to pretend you were fat
Harry: Yeah let’s do it again tom.
Ron: Okay I call being ft tom.
Harry: awww no fair
While Hermione left she called the army to make sure that Harry wouldn’t explode the whole world soooo
Army: PUT UR HANDS IN THE AIR AND NO ONE WILL GET hurt EXCEPT THE FAT DUDE
Harry&Ron: What the
ARMY: Okay WHERE THE FAT ONE
Ron: anyway Harry do u want to send a question to do to the myth buster people on tv
Harry; yea I was thinking if u put paint on your eyes what would happen to them would they dry up and never be able to see ever again
Ron: I was thinking bout how many people does it take to stink up the Hilton hotel with peoples crap in there pants
Harry:yours is WAY BETTER
Ron: Yeah I know
The END wondering if I’ll make another one well we’ll see my friend we’ll see
Harry is sitting down on the couch becoming a fat boy cause he has nothing better to do since Hermione being herself and Ron being annoying singing DON”T HOLD BACK his whole life
Harry: I’m so freaking bored
Ron: DON”T HOLD BACK DUN DA De da ditty DOO
Harry: Shut up
Ron: DON”T HOLD BACKKK
Harry: is there anything else we can do puts food in his mouth then burps
Growing a pop belly
Ron: THE TIME HAS COME TO!!!
Harry: WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT CAN WE DO
Ron: PUSH THE BUTTON
Harry: :-(
The next day
Harry wakes up the next morning and can’t see his feet. He tries to stand up and he falls over and rolls down the stairs
Ron: Don’t HOLD BACKK!!! (Watches Harry roll down the steps) we Harry your fat and I don’t mean fat I mean FFFAAAATTT look u cracked the floor
Harry: humph
Ron: I know u should see that person who helps u make u feel better about your self and helps solve your problems
Harry: no
Hermione walks in the door and looks at Harry
Hermione: Harry u really should think about joining the Weight watcher club
Ron: NO the person who helps u feel good about r self
Hermione: weight watcher
Ron: the thing I just said
Harry: I think Ron’s right Hermione
Hermione: what? Harry you do know u could explode like mentors and pop
Harry: yeah but I could also break the weight scale
Ron: he hehe hehehe laughing like a girl yea he cracked the floor
Hermione: What ever
Ron: Don’t worry about money Harry I got connections he’ll arrive today
Harry: okay but maybe while I wait for him I should do jumping jacks
Ron: okay I’ll get him see u in 30 min
Harry: okay here I go, both arms out now jump (no movement)
Hermione: maybe I should help u Harry (whispers before u make the whole word have an earth quake
By the time Ron got back Hermione got Harry to do jumping jacks but she fell over every time he did it because he shook the whole house so she had bruises all over herself. Harry was going boom Bang SHOOKE
Hermione: okay u can stop
Harry falls on the ground finally panting. RON were is my helping person thing
Ron: rite here
Hermione: You mean yo… couldn’t finish the word because Ron interrupted
Ron: Yes my pencil
Harry: how is that suppose to help me
Ron: He can’t do anything except write or in his words doo doo because it comes from the end of his
Hermione: okay just stop
Harry: so y can it help me
Ron: it makes u feel better because u can do thins that the pencil can’t
Hermione: that is the most stupid…
Harry: SMARTEST THING U EVER THOUGHT OF!
Hermione: Fine but if I die from a earthquake i am blaming you
Leaves
Harry: YAY!!! Takes off his costume
Ron: Told you it would be fun to pretend you were fat
Harry: Yeah let’s do it again tom.
Ron: Okay I call being ft tom.
Harry: awww no fair
While Hermione left she called the army to make sure that Harry wouldn’t explode the whole world soooo
Army: PUT UR HANDS IN THE AIR AND NO ONE WILL GET hurt EXCEPT THE FAT DUDE
Harry&Ron: What the
ARMY: Okay WHERE THE FAT ONE
Ron: anyway Harry do u want to send a question to do to the myth buster people on tv
Harry; yea I was thinking if u put paint on your eyes what would happen to them would they dry up and never be able to see ever again
Ron: I was thinking bout how many people does it take to stink up the Hilton hotel with peoples crap in there pants
Harry:yours is WAY BETTER
Ron: Yeah I know
The END wondering if I’ll make another one well we’ll see my friend we’ll see