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Bob
Mar 9, 2006 9:24:40 GMT -5
Post by Queen Shannykins on Mar 9, 2006 9:24:40 GMT -5
"No! I shall not come down! NEVER!" Rahari wept pitifully.
Suddenly, the most evil thing known to the muses of all kind came... Came to destruct the world of the Muses... It was... THE WRITER'S BLOCK GUY OF DOOM.
The Writer's Block Guy of Doom, more commonly known as TWBGD, was a little black squirrel-llama cross who wore a box on his head, only having slits in it where his eyes went. He sounded a helluva lot like Darth Vader.
"Remius, my arch-enemy, I SHALL KEEEEEEEL YOU." He cried, and laughed evilly. "MWHAHAHAHAHA."
Rahari jumped in front of Remius, (who was actually slightly confused, he had never met TWBGD), and cried, "No! Thou shall not hurt thee Remius while there is still breath in thine's lungs!" She said, the wind ruffling her rainbow hair.
"zomg. Rahari, what have I told you about talking like an old dude from the Middle Ages?" Sarah-Bob said, trudging up the steps, holding a match in one paw and dragged Harry Potter by the ear in the other. She then spotted TWBGD. "ACK! IT'S MY OLD CO-WORKER! TWBGD! AAAAAAH!" Sarah-Bob screamed, and promptly ran behind Harry, as she didn't really care if TWBGD got him.
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Bob
Mar 9, 2006 12:26:25 GMT -5
Post by Mistress Izzy on Mar 9, 2006 12:26:25 GMT -5
Bob sat down and stared. He had never heard of this WBGOD guy, and probably never will because Izzy never got writers block. She was just lazy at updating...Yeah...
"Okay, whats going on?" he asked.
WBGOD spoke to him.
"Hush child, you are in no danger. You are the muse of a writers block-less writer. As for these, however..." he turned to Sarah-Bob and Harry.
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Bob
Mar 11, 2006 20:03:43 GMT -5
Post by Queen Shannykins on Mar 11, 2006 20:03:43 GMT -5
"I DO NOT HAVE WRITER'S BLOCK!" Harry cried. He turned to Rahari.
"You dyed your hair... and your lightning bolt scar you somehow inheirted from me... RAINBOW?!?" Harry cried. He picked up Rahari by the shoulders and started shaking her. "DAMMIT, WHAT IS WITH YOU, CHILD?!?"
"GAH! Harry James Potter, do not molest my daughter!" Sarah-Bob cried and wacked Harry with a fish she happened to have handy right at that moment.
"Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeew fiiiiiiiiiiiiish..." Rahari said, and dropped to the floor. Nobody cared.
"Hey Bob, you look really familiar..." Remius said. "OH! I know. I am originally Sarah-Bob son and you are originally my parent's son, 'cause they're llamas!" He said.
Everybody stared at him.
"Remi, babe, like, don't go all like, smart, like, on me cuz then ya'd be a Gary-Stu and I don't like, date, like, Gary-Stus." Rahari, the Queen of All Mary-Sues, said.
"Remius! That's insane! Although you do look like a bit like Jenny-George, the damned husband." Sarah-Bob said. "Glad I incinerated him."
But Sarah-Bob spoke too soon...
For in walked though the door onto the roof... was...
JENNY-GEORGE! (dun dun dun...)
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Bob
Mar 11, 2006 20:29:35 GMT -5
Post by Mistress Izzy on Mar 11, 2006 20:29:35 GMT -5
Bob stared at Jenny-George and Remius.
"You mean to say...My adoptive father has been alive all this time...and my REAL PARENTS ARE JUST DOWN THE FREAKING STREET?! AND MY STEP-SISTER HAS BEEN DATING HER HALF-BROTHER ALL THIS TIME?! MY LIFE IS JUST SO SCREWED!" Bob screamed clutching at his hair.
Rahari and Remius looked at each other for a few seconds...Wait for it...and then they screamed and ran as far away from each other as possible. Remius pulled a tooth brush from nowhere and started brushing his teeth franticly, while Rahari, having no toothbrush tried to use her hands to clean her tongue.
"JENNY-GEORGE! GET YOUR BUTT OVER HERE! I MUST BURN YOU BACK TO WHERE YOU BELONG!" Sarah-Bob brandished her fist at her former husband, who stared at her.
Bob however, continued screaming, and had now started on Harry.
"AND YOU! YOU WALTZ INTO MY MOTHERS LIFE, HAVE RAHARI, AND LEAVE AGAIN! I SWEAR TO GOD REMIUS, TAKE ME TO MY PARENTS, NOW! I CAN'T STAND THIS INSANITY ANY LONGER, ESPECIALLY WHEN I DON'T EVEN HAVE TO!"
Sarah-Bob was suddenly hugged by Remius.
"MOMMY!"
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Bob
Mar 13, 2006 0:12:04 GMT -5
Post by Mistress Emma on Mar 13, 2006 0:12:04 GMT -5
"Mummy, I'm scared..." Rahari wept, so distraught that she forgot to add any extra likes. "Remi's my half brother, Bob is going to leave us/go crazy AND I CAN'T STAND IT!" She screamed, not really talking to Sarah-Bob or Bob or Remius or even herself anymore.
Remius was clinging on to Sarah-Bob like he was her son, but he was her son, so I guess that's excusable. "Mummy. Pwotect me fwom all dee scariness. Pwease?" He said, like a baby/toddler.
Sarah-Bob couldn't help but be taken in. "Of course, Remi darling. Mummy will protect you from this crazy confusing stupid mess."
Remius grinned. "Fanks, Mummy."
Suddenly, an American spelling Nazi came, hauled me in, and started to talk to me like she was a judge or the police or something. "Mommy is spelled with an o."
"Not where I'm from," I said boredly, then made her disappear, before disappearing myself.
An awkward silence spread through-out the roof. Because they were on the roof and not a room. Why I shall never know....
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Bob
Mar 13, 2006 12:33:14 GMT -5
Post by Mistress Izzy on Mar 13, 2006 12:33:14 GMT -5
Bob, seeing his sudden abandonment when Sarah-Bob hugged Remius like her son (because he was), sat down and cried.
Harry looked at his step-son, (because that was what he was) and also cried. Sarah-Bob, seeing her soon to be former husband cry, wept. This fashion continued, until everybody on the roof/veranda type thingy was sobbing hysterically...Apart from TWBGD, who had been forgotten about.
"Um...I just wanted to say, you llamas and squirrels and humans are really messed up. You need to book a whole mental home just for yourselves. I'm gonna get...um...going now..." And with a -pop!- he vanished.
Nobody noticed...They were to busy crying...
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Bob
Jun 1, 2006 6:06:43 GMT -5
Post by Mistress Emma on Jun 1, 2006 6:06:43 GMT -5
The WBGOD noticed that no-one had noticed him. "GUYS! You're supposed to at least NOTICE me, y'know!"
Rahari looked up from her crying. "Like, shut up!" she said and smashed some bread Emma had gotten on his head. "TAKE THAT!"
The WBGOD looked puzzled. "Hang on... If Emma got bread... Why wasn't it written down?"
Emma herself (who had appeared somewhen) had the answer. "Because that would be smart and logical and normal. Since this RP is none of those things, we didn't do it."
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Bob
Jun 2, 2006 12:20:15 GMT -5
Post by Mistress Izzy on Jun 2, 2006 12:20:15 GMT -5
"Exactly" said Bob, tears still pouring down his llama cheeks...(Tee hee...llama cheeks...hee hee hee)
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Bob
Jun 2, 2006 19:23:07 GMT -5
Post by His Sexiness, Sir Zach of Stow on Jun 2, 2006 19:23:07 GMT -5
(that sounds funny) Sudenly, A HUGE Flame appearead out of no where. Everyone stayed away, except for SArah-bob, who just stood there.
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Bob
Jun 3, 2006 3:18:19 GMT -5
Post by Mistress Izzy on Jun 3, 2006 3:18:19 GMT -5
Because, being the pyro that she is, she <333333's fire.
Rahari and Bob screamed, and ran for cover, as soon as they saw who was stepping out off the fire.
It was.....
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Bob
Jun 7, 2006 16:27:55 GMT -5
Post by Queen Shannykins on Jun 7, 2006 16:27:55 GMT -5
SORA! But he looked scary in the fire. Soon, Riku, Kairi, Haxcz, Werdnax, Shannon Purepaw, and Izzra followed him.
"This is so not Radiant Garden." Sora said, checking his map, which he was reading upside down.
"No shit, Sherlock." Shannon Purepaw growled.
Sarah-Bob sobbed. "My pwitty fiah..."
"Ohemeffgee! Queen Sarah-Bob!" Shannon said, and ran over and hugged the squirrel.
"Who the hell are you? Get off me!" Sarah-Bob shrieked.
"Oh, daaaamn! This must be one of those alternate universe thingies that the King talked about!" Haxcz said, happily. "Now we know why Sarah-Bob isn't wearing anything."
"Not like us cartoon characters, like humans, need clothes. I just go around in a cape and some jewelry, with either my coronet or hat and I'm fine. Donald doesn't wear pants, and I remember the time when Minnie never wore a shirt..." Shannon rattled on.
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Bob
Jun 10, 2006 6:07:52 GMT -5
Post by Mistress Emma on Jun 10, 2006 6:07:52 GMT -5
"Yes, and King Mickey ended up having to go to hospital," Riku informed.
Bob looked at them strangely. "Who the hell are you people? And... Why did you call my adoptive mother a queen?"
Kairi weighed up her answer. "Well, we come from a different universe, where she is a queen. And Remius and Bob are princes, and Rahari is... Um, what's the word again?"
"Princess," Sora informed Kairi, and then proceeded to make out with her.
Riku cried. "No-one loves meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee..."
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Bob
Jun 10, 2006 7:42:24 GMT -5
Post by Mistress Izzy on Jun 10, 2006 7:42:24 GMT -5
Izzra slapped Riku.
"Olette loves you, dumb ass! Otherwise, I wouldn't have Izziku shippers crying in my ear!" she cried, throwing her hands up in frustration.
"SHUT UP! SHUT UP! SHUT UP, ALL OF YOOOOUUU!" she screamed at the Izziku shippers, who stopped crying and ran away, frightened by the scary raccoon.
Meanwhile, Rahari was whooping for joy.
"I am a princess! I am a princess! WHEEEEE! YAAAAAY!"
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Bob
Jun 10, 2006 10:27:49 GMT -5
Post by Queen Shannykins on Jun 10, 2006 10:27:49 GMT -5
"Yes, you are a princess, Rahari. A Princess of Heart with extrodinary powers. Just like idiot number one over there." Shannon said, and pointed to Kairi who was still making out with Sora.
"Kairi doesn't love meeeeeeeee..." Haxcz sobbed sadly.
"Would you do us a favor and STOP WHINING?" Werdnax said, grumpily. "Hehehehe emo knife eheheheeeeeeeeeeee."
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Bob
Jun 10, 2006 18:06:28 GMT -5
Post by Mistress Izzy on Jun 10, 2006 18:06:28 GMT -5
Izzra frowned, and yanked Werdnax's emo knife out of his hand.
"NO EMO! NO, NO, NO, NO, NO!" She gave a loud war cry, and ran around, the knife raised high in the air. Werdnax let out a strangled cry, and started chasing her.
Haxcz grabbed Werdnax, and held him still while Izzra hurled the knife off the veranda-roof-type-thingy. Unfortunately, TWBGD was standing just on the street below, and was immediately killed by the flying emo knife.
"...Crap..." Izzra shrugged.
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