AOL Sucks

[ghostboy66]

AOL Sucks

*to the tune of JINGLE BELLS*

I got on AOL
To check all my emails
But as soon as I got on
My Modem crashed and failed

I nearly blew a fuse
Because I was so miffed
So AOL’s a piece of crap
And I had just gotten stiffed

Oh, AOL sucks!
AOL sucks!
AOL sucks so bad!

I used to be happy cuz
I had broadband but now
I’m not so glad!

AOL sucks!
AOL sucks!
AOL sucks so bad!

I used to be happy cuz
I had broadband but now
I’m not so glad!

It does this everyday
I called Time Warner too
And oh my god, wouldn’t cha know
They don’t know to do

So the internet is dead
It’s going to my head
When I spontaneously had a thought
“Enh. Screw AOL.”

Oh, AOL sucks!
AOL sucks!
AOL sucks so bad!

I used to be happy cuz
I had broadband but now
I’m not so glad!

AOL sucks!
AOL sucks!
AOL sucks so bad!

I used to be happy cuz
I had broadband but now
I’m not so glad!