Muse stories

[InsaneShannon]

You can post stories about your albino black squirrel/albino black llama/human muses in this thread.
Just a short little random story thing. Ziizii could do it with Bob, Zach with Wally, me with any of my muses, Shannon with Sarah-Bob (or Rahari if she wanted...or Remius...), you know.
Here's a story with two of my many muses, Katie-Alan (who might remind you of Sarah-Bob) and her son, Ralahn:

"Moooooooom," Ralahn whined to his pyro mother, Katie-Alan.

"What now?" Katie-Alan asked exasperatedly.

"I want to go burn stuff!" complained Ralahn.

"You can, Ral. As soon as going to the store is done," said K-A.
(K-A is Katie-Alan's nickname)

"With Lauren-Gary!"

"WHAT!" Katie-Alan screamed, her car's brakes scratching.

"Know how Laury and I burn stuff? We wanna do it!" Ralahn yelled.

"Roberta-Alan Katie Napoleon Gary Alyssa!"

Ralahn was a little afraid. Rarely ever did Katie-Alan use his full name, it was only when he was in trouble. Was it possible Ralahn was in trouble now?

"I'm sorry Mom. Please don't burn me!"

Whenever Ralahn was in trouble, Katie-Alan burned him. Of course, it was light burning, and she always put it out. But it was a horrid punishment.

"This isn't ABS incest with Laury, is it Ralahn?"

[Mistress Izzy]

-giggles- Silly mini Shannon! You've created a thread for what we've already created a board for! Okay, go back to the home page, and three boards below this one, there is 'Muse Role Play'!

Okies?

[InsaneShannon]

Oopsie-doodles, I forgot.

I'm scatterbrained once in a while...aren't we all....-laughs-

[InsaneShannon]

The real reason I did it? I can't make a board for Muse RPG.

"SERVICE!" Laury screeched for Ralahn to come.

"I am not your service!" Ralahn said. "Stop pushing me around!"

"Get me a glass of water! I'm melting!"

Ralahn sighed. "Hot or cold?"

"Cold water, idiot!" Laury slugged Ralahn on the arm.

"Urgh!" Ralahn was SO tired of being Laury's slave. "Whatever!"

Ralahn stomped off to get the glass of water for Laury. He went up to Laury's mother, his mom's aunt, his great-aunt, the a-lot-less-annoying divorced Lisa-Gary.

"Lisa-Gary! Lisa-Gary!" Ralahn squealed.

"What is it, Rals?" Lisa-Gary was softer on the albino-black squirrel children that were younger than Laury, who was 19.

"Laury's making me her servant!"

"Again?"

"Yeah! She called me an idiot!"

"Lauren-Gary!" Lisa-Gary called up the steps.

Laury gasped. Was she in trouble?

"What is it Mom?"

"Lauren-Gary Jacob Janet Duncan Brianna, why do you continue to boss poor Ralahn around?"

Laury sighed. "MOM. I'm nineteen. He's thirteen, he's younger. My friends would call me a weirdo if I was nice to him."

"Say you're sorry. NOW."

Laury gathered her best fake remorse. "Sorry, Ralie. I didn't mean to boss you around, you poor delicate beginning teen!"

"Cut the baloney" was Ralahn's reply.

[InsaneShannon]

"RALAHN! GET BACK HERE! YOU ARE SO DEAD!" Laury screamed.

"Aren't you a little old to say that?" Ralahn taunted.

"ARGH!" Laury screamed, tackling Ralahn into the mud. "YOU ARE SO EVIL! WHY DID YOU TELL ON ME? WHY? HUH?"

"You were bossing me around, you're the jerk!" Ralahn squealed, breaking free of Laury's tight hold and running off.

Laury clenched her fists. "Next time my Pyro Club asks me 'What do we burn?', I'm going to say, 'Ralahn'. That brat is so incinerated."
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"Consider yourself dumped," Ralahn heard his friend Ronni-James, known by as Ron (a lot of AB squirrels have nick/short names), saying to his girlfriend Joyce-Frank, aka Joycie, at Muse Middle School.

"Why?" Joycie asked Ron.

"I saw you holding that dumb jock's hand," said Ron, referring to Beverley-Leslie, aka Lez, the popular, braggy albino-black squirrel.

"Who? Lez?" asked Joycie. "Eww. Mental image, talk about it!"

[His Sexiness, Sir Zach of Stow]

I didn't say Wally died? And DON'T CALL ME ZACH!!!!!!

[His Sexiness, Sir Zach of Stow]

You must call me "Oh-Royal-king-of-all dragons-and-magnificent-master-of-me, Haxcz who-I-am-not-worthy-of, ruler-of-everyone, Raccoonbane. " So HA!

[InsaneShannon]

Ok, Oh-Royal-king-of-all-dragons-and-magnificent-master-of-me, Haxcz who-I-am-not-worthy-of, ruler-of-everyone, Raccoonbane, I am now your servant. Blah blah blah, royal service junk.