Katie-Alan the albino black squirrel

[Insane Shannon]

Name: Katie-Alan Nicholas Beatrice Alex Robert Lynnete Evan
Gender: Was two-gendered....she picked female....
Was married to: Roberta-Napoleon. She set him on fire.
Children: Roberta-Alan Alicia Ryan Jacob Marissa Leon aka Ralahn
Lives Resides in: Shannon's crazy head.

No, Mistress Shannon, I'm not copying you. You inspire me!

Katie-Alan, otherwise known as That Weird Pyro II, was born in a seashell. So she's an albino-black squirrel. Like Sarah-Bob, she became a pyro.
For a short time she was married to Roberta-Napoleon and they had a son named Roberta-Alan. Ralahn was his nickname. Roberta-Napoleon cheated on Katie-Alan so she killed/set him on fire/explosionofDOOMed him.
Katie-Alan and Ralahn will be featured in my upcoming (hopefully) story "The Random Clumsy Corpse Bride Parody".

[His Sexiness, Sir Zach of Stow]

Sounds a lot like my sister's Sarah-Bob...

[InsaneShannon]

Yes, she does. Sarah-Bob is cool so I made...dun dun dun...Sarah-Bob's spawn!

No not really, but Sarah-Bob is cool, and Katie-Alan had been in my brain since...forever...

[His Sexiness, Sir Zach of Stow]

Uh-huh... riiiiiiiiight...