The Stupid Penultimate Peril Parody

[Mistress Emma]

The stupid TPP parody (in which everyone elopes)

Violet: Dude, where is like, Quigley?
Sunny: ...
Klaus: ...dude, move on...
Kit: He stole a helicopter so he could go off and elope with Paris Hilton... Er, I mean, save the world.
Violet: Ah, okay. Sweet man.
Sunny: ...
Kit: Do you guys mind if I nearly kill us all by driving into a bunch of bushes?
Klaus: Not at all, can we stop for McDonald's on the way?
Kit: NO YOU RETARDED CHILD. I mean, uh. No, sweetie.
Sunny: ...
Klaus: So, wait a minute, you're driving us into a bunch of bushes and the Quagmire triplets are in peril and junk?
Kit: Pretty much.
Klaus: Sweet! I always wanted friend in mortal peril!
Violet: Klaus, they've always been in mortal peril.
Sunny: ... (Not when you snogged Q on that ledge, not to mention I saw the whole thing and it scarred me for life man...)
Klaus: Sunny, don't, I can read your mind...
Sunny: ... (You can...?)
Klaus: Yeah, weren't you thinking that Olaf is a sexy babe or something? Dude, he's like, way too old for you...
Sunny: ...
IDV (You know who I'm talking about): -comes running in- nuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu! Sunny, is this true?
Sunny: Uh, yeah.
IDV: Sunny, my love, loves someone else! -dies of broken heart- -DEAD-
Klaus: Sunny, dude, you just killed like, the Incredibly Deadly Viper.
Sunny: ...
Kit: PICNIC TIME!
Violet: ...I hate picnics...
Klaus: -gasps- Violet, how can you hate picnics? I mean, with the food and the butterflies and-
Sunny: ... Just stop, Klaus.
Violet: Erm, yeah, You were sounding like Director Mk. II
Sunny: -Shudders- ... (Director Mk. II, ugh)
Klaus: Come on, I wasn't that bad!
Sunny: ...(yes, you were)
Klaus: -Cries- You hate meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! I am now going to cry because Emma is making me out to be a whining brat
Shannon: -Comes running in- It's okay Klaus! I still love you!
Klaus: -stops crying- lets run away and elope!
Klaus and Shannon: -run away and elope-
Klaus and Shannon: -in Cancun-
Violet: Now what? We're missing Klaus who has to be the third concierge...
Sunny: ... (Who cares? We have PB&J sandwiches...)
Kit: I know who can be the third concierge...

-ten minutes later-

Emma: Reporting for duty! -salutes-
Violet: ; You've got to be kidding.
Sunny: Mmmm PB&J...
Emma: Okay, I will try not to spoil the entire plot. So the plot is-
Violet: I thought you weren't going to spoil the plot?
Sunny: ... (yeah. But you're a idiot)
Emma: Er, duh Sunny.
Kit: Anyway, there are 2 twins, 1 good, 1 bad, and there is in no way a third one whom I just happen to be pregnant with -shifty eyes-
Emma: Suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuure -rolls eyes-
Kit: Anyway, here are your badly fitting stupid looking uniforms -chucks uniforms to Emma, Violet and Sunny-
Emma, Violet and Sunny: -Magically are in their uniforms-
Sunny: -is crushed under too big uniform—dies—DEAD-
Violet:Oh great, now what do we do?
Emma: OH! I KNOW WHO CAN BE THIRD CONCIERGE!
Everyone except Emma (YAY FOR THE LETTER E!): Who?
Emma: My sister Jess!
Jess: -appears- How'd I get here?
Emma: We uh... Apparated you here! Like Harry Potter!
Violet: Harry Potter? Who the heck is Harry Potter?!?
Everybody: -GASP-
Kit: Shame! Shame Violet!
Shannon: -randomly appears- Harry Potter is this cool dude with a scar on his forehead. He has to save the world. -randomly disappears-
Violet: Okkkayyy...
Jess: Dude, why am I here?
Emma: I don't know. But you have to be the third concierge.
Jess: I have a migraine.
Suddenly...
The six members of Dumbledore's Army appear!
Harry: Dude, Ron, this isn't the local bar, man.
Ron: Ooopes...
Hermione: I told you to let me apparate you guys here!
Ginny: Awww... This isn't the bar? Darn it, I wanted to get wasted...
Luna: I have a pet frog.
Neville: ...I uh, have a pet toad...
Luna: -nods- Cool.
Kit: ...
Violet: ...
Jess: ...
Emma: OMG IT'S HARRY POTTER!
Harry: Yep, it's that wonderful, brilliant, amazing, incredible-
Hermione: yeah, yeah, quit it. No one likes hearing you boast.
Lexi (from your class): -randomly- appears OMG! Dan Raddcliffe! -kidnaps Harry-
Harry: AHHHHHHHHHHH!
Kit: This is just getting more random.
Sunny: ... (duh)
Violet: I am slowly losing my sanity.
Emma: I didn't have any sanity to begin with .
Ginny: this is scary.
Hermione: I know.
Ron: -sobs- I'm in a room of crazy people! D:
Ginny: Room? We're in an effing field!
Kit: Anywho, who wants sandwic- HEY! Sunny! You ate them ALL?
Sunny: -belches- YUP!
Violet: -facepalm-
Meanwhile...
Harry: ...somebody save me...
Lexi: NEVA! HAHAHA!
suddenly...
Sarah-Bob and Waffles The Nerd the albino black squirrels: Don't worry, Harry Potter! The ABS Squadron has come to save you!
Harry: Dude. Squadron? There's only two of you. And Sarah-Bob, didn't you try to kill me/set me on fire in that parody?
Sarah-Bob: Nah. That's just acting, as you can see, in the parody I can only speak in unintelligible squeaks, but here, I can speak normally. I won't set you on fire -coughsyetcoughs- as that's what I have to do in the sequel to that parody.
Harry: There's gonna be a... sequel?
Waffles: Yup!
Harry: Not to be rude, but who in the name of Dumbledore's Hippie Hat are you?
Waffles: Sarah-Bob's sidekick, who is very smart, and so theoretically, is a lawyer who sues people.
Harry: But if you're her sidekick then whatever happened to Jenny-George, Bertha-Barnsy and Wendy-Walter?
Waffles: Sarah-Bob incinerated them after they brought her coffee instead of cappacino.
Harry: -gulps-
Lexi: Dude, do i have to stand here while y'all talk or can I make out with Dan now?
Harry: I.Am.NOT.DAN. I HAVE A GIRLFRIEND! ...or used to before I dumped her trying to be noble but came out looking like a moron... -coughs-
Lexi: ... ahaha, nice try.
Sarah-Bob: Waffles, now!
Waffles: -runs up to give Lexi a biiiiiig smooch-
Lexi: Eeeeewww, it looks like it has rabies! -runs-
Sarah-Bob: -burns up chains holding Harry back-
Harry: So... now what?
Sarah-Bob: Well, Waffles will quit annoying us because I never told him to stop chasing the insane girl.
Harry: Okay, good.
Sarah-Bob: But I have some bad news.
Harry: What?
Sarah-Bob: I didn't save money by switching my car insurance to Geico. I have Safe Auto.
Harry: ...
Sarah-Bob: But that's not it, the bad news is the people whomevertheymaybeIdon'treallycare... are under attack at the picnic field place thingy...
Harry: -GASP- We must save them! Otherwise, Ron, Hermione, Ginny and I can't go get wasted at the local bar! -runs off-
Sarah-Bob: -watches Harry run off- I was about to suggest we get in my SUV... but runnings good too...

-at the field thingy-

Random Dude from TVV V.F.D: You guys are evil! You three broke the rules! And the rest of you broke the rules by being friendlily associated with criminals! I SHALL KILL YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOU! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

-Back with Harry and Sarah-Bob-

Sarah-Bob: -realizes- I just realized something!
Harry: OMG! WHAT?
Sarah-Bob: I can't actually use my SUV! But wait, I used it before, how can that be... -thinks- -figures it out- Oh! Now I remember! Gas turns all Albino Black squirrels human!
Harry: Oooooooooooooooooo...kay then.
Sarah-Bob: -pauses- Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarry
Harry: What?
Sarah-Bob: I wuv you!
Harry: YAY! LETS RUN AWAY AND ELOPE!
Sarah-Bob and Harry: -run away and elope-

Meanwhile...

Random dude from VFD: Okay, so I'm gonna kill all of you now with this atomic bomb, mmmkay?
Violet: But you'd die too...
RDF VFD: Good point...
Waffles: Uhm. Hermione... -blushes-
Hermione: Yes, get on with it, we have about a minuet to live with this idiot who’s gonna blow us up...
Waffles: IwuvyouIwanttogooutwithyouandIwantyoutobemine.
Hermione: ...what?
Waffles: DidIsaythattoofastI'msorrysweetheartI'mnervous...
Hermione: ...
Ginny: ...dude. Shannon Baudelaire just informed me that Harry Potter got married to Sarah-Bob... -sniffs-
Ron: YAY. NOW YOU CAN'T GO OUT WITH HIM!
Ginny: ... -sniffle-
Hermione: Awww... it's okay... -patpats-
Waffles: -has a sudden interest in Ginny instead- Hey, toots, it's okay, Waffles is a hunk and likes you a lot more than that Harry chump did. ;D -wolf whistles and blows a kiss-
Ginny: Dude, you're a midget albino blacksquirrel... and... WITH THOSE NERD GLASSES AND GOLD AND RED TIE YOU LOOK LIKE HARRY OMFG IWANNAGETMARRIEDHAHAHA.
Waffles and Ginny: -run away and elope-
Ron: Why is everybody eloping?
Hermione: I dunno... ... ...Hey, wanna elope?
Ron: Why not? <3
Hermione and Ron: -run away and elope-
Violet: So, Kit, it's just you, me, Sunny... and that dumb VFD dude...
VFD dude: Hey! I am a VERY important person!
Sunny: ...
Kit: If you are a very important person then why are you here? Shouldn't you be at some random dumb meeting?
VFD dude: OMGGGGGZ! -flip spazz twitch whatnot- -runs off-
Sunny: ...
Still meanwhile...
Shannon: -is clinging to Klaus- So you're telling me, that you all eloped... Along with Klaus and me...
Harry and Sarah-Bob: -nodnod-
Ginny and Waffles: -nodnod-
Ron and Hermione: -nodnod-
Klaus: Oy... Next thing you know, Violet's gonna elope with Quigley and Isadora will elope with Fernald and Duncan with Fiona 'cause there's nobody left...
Again... meanwhile...
-cue cheesy superhero music-
Quigley: I have come to save you Violet!
Violet: -bats eyelashes- My hero!
-now cue cheesy romantic music-
-cue disc scratch noise thingy-
Sunny: Dude.
Kit: We're still here, y'know...
Violet and Quigley: ...
Quigley: Anyway, Vi, let's run away and elope!
Vi(olet): YAAAAAAAAAAY!
Violet and Quigley: -run away and elope-
Kit: That was predictable.
Emma: NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! -is totally in the depths of despair because she is waaaaaaaaaaaay too V/K for her own good-
Sunny:
Shannon: -randomly appears- don't mind her, she's just a V/K shipper with no life.
Kit:
Shannon: -pops in from The Village of eloper's- Pfft. I was on an ADOUE forum once and saw a couple Kit/Lemony shippers...
Kit: O_______________________________________________________O;
Sunny: o__O; Dude.
Isadora: -comes running in- Dude, Klaus, wanna elope? :3
Shannon: Sorry, he's already married.
Klaus: -is pulled away by Shannon-
Isadora: -sniff- ...Fernald?
Fernald: Dude, sorry, I'm with... Er... Fiona...
Isadora: O___O
Duncan: Then who am I to be with, man?
Fernald: ...Uh... Isadora?
Duncan: Okay, I'm cool with that.
Isadora: Heeeello, I'm not.
Duncan: D:
Isadora: -has suddenly turned into cheerleader brat that Fiona is supposed to be- Like, go away, you like, little idiot, like, y'know?
Duncan: WWWWWWWWWWWWHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! -runs away crying-
Fiona: HEY! I'm supposed to be the cheerleader biznitch, you like, biznitch!
Isadora: -is examining nails- ...So?
Fiona: ... -can't come up with a good comeback-
Meanwhile...
All the eloper's are on a Caribbean island...
eloper's: PARTY PARTY PARTY PARTY.
Kit: dude, this is scary.
Emma: Whilst we're on the subject of shipping...
Shannon: Emma, your shipping preferences for ASOUE & HP are well known.
Emma: But not my Doctor Who preferences!
Kit: Oooooo...kay then.
Emma: I am die-hard Nyssa/Adric (THEY ARE MENT TO BE! It's a pity Adric died then...) and I am becoming a 7th doctor/Ace.
Shannon: I shall also tell about my unknown shipping preferences. For Airborn (and its sequel, Skybreaker) I am a Matt/Kate shipper (die hard, man! 'Tis awesome) and Nadira/Hal because idiots unite. And in the game Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney I am a Phoenix Wright/Mia Fey shipper ('Tis a pity Mia got the axe... but since she was a lawyer/spirit medium and her little sister Maya is a spirit medium Mia possessing Maya's body could work...) Larry Butz/Maya Fey shipper (this would be so funny 'cause they are both insane!) Miles Edgeworth/Lana Skye shipper (cutecutecutecute), and Ema Skye/Neil Marshall, although that couldn't work because Neil Marshal died at (23? 22?) and Ema's sixteen, and he died whe she was 14 so that's out of the question but it would've been cute, she saved his life... but noooooooo... Just to get Lana under control Gant had to murder Neil and make it look like Ema did it...
Violet: You know, you ramble too much.
Sunny: ...
Kit: Can we just get on with this?
Emma: We shall never get to the parody equivalent of Chap. 2
Violet: What?
Emma: 8( NOTHING! NOTHING OR -steals Fitz's frying pan- -waves frying pan menacingly-
V.F.D dude: Can we just get on with the plot?
Kit: There isn't a plot to get on with.
RVFDD: Fair point...


More to come!

[Mistress Emma]

THE MORE!

Meanwhile...

Shannon: Why is the rum gone?
Klaus: Rum? Dude, you're not of age to drink rum in the first place...
Shannon: Good point. But why is the rum gone?
Klaus: ...
Sarah-Bob: CHEESE NIPS! CRUNCHY GOODNESS.
Everybody: ...
Ron: Whose idea was all this stupidty?
Shannon: Emma's and mine.
Ron: Ah. Coolio.
Hermione: This is too weird...
Anna-John: -randomly appears- agreed.
Ron: Anna-John? asl?
Anna-John: a few days old/don't know/Emma's mind.

Suddenly...

THE MENUMBERS APPEAR (OMG! NOOOOOOOOOOOOO)!

Me2: (to Me1 and Me4 and Me3) Did any of you do that?
Me3: -Is daydreaming and does not have an opinion-
Me4: HOW DARE YOU! I KILL YOU!
Me1: -sarcastic- I can really transport people to places I don't even know exist without doing anything.
Ron:That's not good to know...We might get transported through space!
Me1: -facepalm- It's called sarcasm.

The Shannon numbers also appear and start talking to the Menumbers!

Shannon1: Howdy, Me1.
Shannon 2: :3 I like pi. 3.1415926...
Shannon3: OW! Effing cat...
Sox: Meow.
Shannon4: -feeds Sox- Dumb animal...
Ron: o___o
Ginny: ooooh look cheese nips
Sarah-Bob: D: MINE.
Emma: I don't know what Cheese nips are...And anyway I don't like cheese.
Sarah-Bob: YOU DON'T LIKE CHEESE! KILL HER! -kills Emma-
Emma: -Is killed- -dies- -DEAD-
Anna-John: Dudette, you just killed-
Harry -is there- Dudette? You mean it's a she's a she?
Shannon, yes, Emma and I established that.
Anna-John: ANYWAY, you just killed Emma.
Sarah-Bob: I know -laughs insanely- MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Emma: -is alive again- I'm the only one who laughs insanely -is sad-
Ginny: O___o
Shannon: -walks up to Harry- You're Harry Potter!
Harry: I know.
Sarah-Bob: -gasps- He IS Harry Potter...
Hary: I think we've established that...
Emma: Established is a fun word...
Ginny: MARGARITAS!
Hermione: We're not old enough to drink....
Ron: But this is made up so we can.
Hermione: ah... okay.
Emma: but I won't anyway XD
Harry: You are weird.
Emma: I know XD.
Violet: What would you rather drink?
Emma: LEMONADE! -is bouncing of the walls-
Ron: But I don't like lemonade...
Emma: XP don't care.

Suddenly...

Olaf: -is there-
Sunny: -is there too- Olaf, my hero!
Violet: Hero...
Olaf: -ignores Violet- Yes, my beloved Sunny, it is me.
Sunny: YAY! LET'S RUN AWAY AND ELOPE!
Olaf: But we're already at the place you run away to...?
Sunny: Then let's just elope.
Olaf and Sunny: -elope-
Klaus:
Shannon: Klaus, I'd rather elope with Liam Aiken than you. So we're getting a divorce.
Klaus: ...
Shannon: Don't worry, it's not you, it's me. I'm the one who wants out of this crappy relationship.
Liam: o___O Crazy girl. Crazy girl weird.
Shannon (aka Crazy Girl): YAY! LIAM LET'S RUN AWAY AND ELOPE POMGZ.
Liam: Like Olaf said, we're already at the place you run away to...
Shannon: ...
Sarah-Bob: Hey Harry.
Harry: What?
Sarah-Bob: I'm going to have a cyber child.
Harry: But all we did is try and run to the place to save everybody!
Sarah-bob: I know.
Harry:
Sarah-Bob: But it's yours.
Harry: O_____________________________________O;;;;
Sarah-Bob: and I'm keeping it.
Harry: O__________________________________________________O;;;;;
Hermione: This is too weird.
Me2: Agreed.
Shannon: -is pointlessly babbling about something I can't think of at the moment- pointless babble, pointless babble...
Me1: Will you SHUT UP?
Shannon: XP No. Anyway, -resumes pointless babbling-
Me1: DX
IDV: -is alive again- -is on the place-
Sunny: Olaf, I'm leaving you for the Incredibly Deadly Viper.
Olaf: D: B-b-b-but w-why?
Sunny: Because he is HOT!
IDV:
Sunny & IDV: -elope-
Olaf: I'm all alooooooooone! No one cares about me!
Isadora: -is there- I care about you Laf-Laf!
Olaf: YAY! LET'S ELOPE!
Olaf & Izzy: -elope-
Ducan: Emma, I have just realized that I love you and want to be with you forever so... Will you marry me?
Emma: No.
Ducan: -Crying- WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?
Emma: I don't want to get married at 11 thank you very much.

[Mistress Emma]

Duncan: Nooooooooooooooooosh I shall now die of broken heart -dies of broken heart- -DEAD-
Isadora: You killed my brother!
Emma: I know, don't particularly care.
Isadora: But he was my brother!
Emma: XP -randomly pulls out some of Ace's Nitro 9- -throws Nitro 9 bottle at Isadora's feet- -ducks-
Everybody except for Izzy and Emma: -follows Emma's lead and ducks-
Nitro 9: -waits 6.446483353 seconds- explodes killing Izzy in the process-
Sunny: wow. Every body's dying
Voldemort: I am going to die. -dies- DEAD.
Harry: Aw, dude, sweet!
Sarah-Bob: Only another day until we have our cyber child!
Harry: o__O I thought it took nine months...
Sarah-Bob: Albino-Black Squirrels are born faster.
Harry: ...My kid's an albino black squirrel?!?
Ginny: Told you you should have married me, but nooooooooo...
Waffles: Forget him, love. lD
Hermione: Hang on, where did Voldy-wouldy come from -cries-
Ron: I dunno, but why are you crying?
Hemione: 'Ca-ause...I lo-o-ov-ved hi-i-im
Ron: ZOMG YOU CHEATED ON ME! Em, can I borrow some of that Nitro 9?
Emma: Sure -hands Nitro 9 bottle to Ron-
Ron: -throws Nitro 9 bottle at Hermi-
Nitro 9: -explodes- -kills Hermi-
Hermi(one): AHHHHHHHHHH -is killed-
Anna-John: 'Tis scary here.
Harry: Your still here.
Anna-John: Yeah, Emma just forgot about because there are too many people.
Ron: Lets sort out whose here
Harry: How?
Emma: We make a list!

The List of People
Everyone who's been here
Kit
Violet
Sunny
Klaus
IDV
Shannon
Emma
Jess
Ron
Harry
Hemione
Ginny
Luna
Nevile
Lexi
Sarah-Bob
Waffles the nerd
Random dude from Villiage of Fowl devotees
Quigley
Isadora
Duncan
Fernald
Fiona
Anna-John
Me2
Me1
Me4
Me3
Shannon1
Shannon2
Shannon3
Shannon4
Olaf
Liam Aiken
Nitro 9

Whilst Emma is writing Nitro 9...

Ginny: Does Nitro 9 count as a person?
Ron: Dunno.

-cough- Anyways, back to the list.

Voldemort
End of List

Emma: that's everyone.
Ron: That's a lot of people.
Ginny: Too many, in fact -grabs Nitro 9 bottle- -throws Nitro 9 bottle at Ron-
Nitro 9 bottle: -explodes, killing Ron-
Ron: -is killed- -dies- -DEAD-
Emma: Guuuuuuuuuuuuuys, we're running out of Nitro 9.
Ace: -randomly appears-
Emma: -hides Nitro 9-
Ace: Has anybody seen my Nitro 9?
Emma: Nope -shifty eyes-
Harry: Emma's hiding it under the table.
Emma: -facepalm- I'm dead.
Ace: -angry-

[Mistress Emma]

Emma: Uh. Harry, you hide it! -thorws Nitro 9 at Harry-
Harry: -fails to catch it, and so he explodes and dies- DEAD.
Ginny: nuuuuuuuuuuuuu harryyyyyyyyyyyyy. DDDDDD: -also dies, but because of depression- DEAD.
Shannon: Okay, so that's minus Hermione, Ron, Harry and Ginny...
Neville: There needs to be more light in here.
Luna: Yeah. -she decides to screw in a lightbulb, but in the process, she gets electrocuted and dies- DEAD.
Neville: AH! NOW NOBODY WILL HAVE ME! I HAVE NOTHING LEFT TO LIVE FOR! -dies- DEAD.
Sarah-Bob: Dude, Harry's gone, now the poor cyber child won't have a father...
Waffles: I'll be the father!
Sarah-Bob: But dude, Waffles, you're my uncle, who for some reason happens to be younger and a heck a lot shorter than me, so... no... Besides, what kind of rating do you think this story would get if there was Albino-Black Squirrel incest? I mean, it's not like that's uncommon among the fanfic world, but... -coughs-
Waffles: ...
Sarah-Bob: -whispers to Waffles- So I'll see ya at eleven tonight?
Waffles: lD Alright.

Meanwhile... in heaven (I think.)

Harry, Ron, Hermione, Ginny and Luna are all sitting around playing poker.
Neville: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH! -drops in- -grows wings- -becomes an angel like the rest of them-
Harry: So... what are you in for?
-cough- Back on Earth...

Ace: -still angry-
Emma: hehehe... DON'T HURT ME!
Ace: -grabs Nitro 9- -throws Nitro 9 at Emma-
Nitro 9: -explodes, killing Emma-
Emma: -is killed- -dies- -DEAD-
Violet: Poor Emma.
7th Doctor: -walks in- Ace, what did you do?
Ace: I blew up the insane girl who stole my Nitro 9, professor.
Doctor: That's all verrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrry good. -flicks Ace's nose, like he always does-
Jess: -randomly appears- This is all very migrane making.
Shannon: Gah! Emma died, now I need a new admin... ...Laura!
Laura: Yes? ...But remember, when with you, I don't go by Laura and you don't go by Shannon...
Violet: That sounded very femslash-ish.
Shannon: x.X Nevermind... Laur- Super Lawyer Forge?
Laura (aka Super Lawyer Forge): Yes, Super Lawyer Gred?
Shannon (aka Super Lawyer Gred): Let's bring all our other friends here so we can sing the Magic Works song- y'know, the super stupid Ron/Hermione theme song they have in Goblet of Fire!
-all their friends appear, and I don't feel like introducing them and their nicknames so... yeah-
Friends & Super Lawyers Gred and Forge: So beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiieve thaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiic woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooorrrks... don't be afraiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiid, afraiiiiiiiiiiid of being huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurt, no don't leeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet, this maaaaaaaaagic diiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiie. Oooooooooooh the answer's there... yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeah just look in her eeeeeeeeeeeeeyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyes...
Kit: This is all very stupid.
Jess: I agree...
Friends & Super Laywers Gred and Forge: Soo daaaance.... this is... your final... ...chaaaance...

Anna-John: Wow. This has progressed to a new level of stupidity.
Emma: -alive- Weirdos...
Ace: She's alive again. Darn.
Emma:Yes, I am alive thnk you very much -borrows Doctor's padama hat- -swats Ace with hat-
Doctor: DDDDDDDDD: That's my hat!
Emma: I know. And I shall never give you it back! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Doctor: DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD:
Emma: Hehe...

[Mistress Emma]

Shannon (is now no longer Super Lawyer Gred): I'm bored. I mean, like, ... hm. ...omgz luna lovegood was cast. I LOVE HER HAIR.
Emma: ...That was random.
Jess: What in this thing is not random?!?
Waffles: I like pancakes.
Emma:[To Jess]: Your migraine.
Emma:[To Shannon]: Yes Luna Lovegood was cast and, yes, she does have pretty hair.
Emma:[To Waffles]: I like pancakes too
Emma:[To The Doctor} Your not getting you hat back!
Doctor: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D:
Shannon: [To The Doctor]: Okay, on the count of three, we grab your hat...
Doctor: I already tried that! D: D: D: D:
Shannon: ...
Sarah-Bob: Sarah-Harry is going to be born soon! We're going to call her Rahari. x3
Harry: ...
Emma: Rahari sounds like an Indian name. Indian names are pretty
Sarah-Bob: Thankyou for complimenting my name choice.
Emma: Anytime . Unless you chose a really, really, stupid name like "gfdgefefgdjgreqtrjfekwt_neo". Not then.
Sarah-Bob: Don't worry, even I'm not that stupid.
Harry: gfdgefefgdjgreqtrjfekwt_neo. What a wonderful name. Sarah-Bob, can we name our child that instead?
Sarah-Bob: NO!
Harry: DX
Doctor: I still don't have my hat! D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D: D:
Angel Ginny: -comes down to earth- I'll magic your hat back to you. -magic's The Doctor's hat back to him- -leaves Earth-
Doctor: I got my hat back!
Emma: DX

[Mistress Emma]

Sarah-Bob: Rahari does sound Indian... sweetish.
Harry: I noticed that, so why can't we name our cyber squirrel-child gfdgefefgdjgreqtrjfekwt_neo instead of "Rahari" Sarah-Harry? And where the heck did Rahari come from?
Shannon: ooooh i can answer that hahaha o and i gots gmail eheheheh
Harry:
Sarah-Bob: Rahari comes from Sarah-Harry. Get it? Rahary? Except with an i instead of a y...
Harry: ...
Shannon: THEY CAST LILY EVANS TOO!
Violet: ...Oh so random...
Doctor: I have my hat.
Emma: I do not. D: D: D: D: D: D: D:
Emma: You can not name your kid... whatever it was, because that is impossible to pronounce.
Doctor: I like my hat
Emma: So do I. But I do not have it D:
Doctor: hehehe...
Jess: Shoudn't Ginny be the one hehehe-ing?

-Up in heaven-

Ginny: hehehe...
Sarah-Bob: I think Harry's finally mourning for Ginny- but that's too bad...
Waffles: Why is it too bad? o.o
Sarah-Bob: Because he won't have enough time to mourn. lD Because when Rahari is born, she'd die because Harry is just so ugly! So when he's power napping I'm going to pur gasoline on him... then light a match... and... KABOOM!
Waffles: ...
Shannon: This is all very violent.
Emma: NO. WAY.
Ace: Weirdos...
Emma: WEIRDOS IS MY LINE!
Ace: XP don't care, and besides, you stole my Nitro 9.
Emma: Let's bring up ancient history, shall we?
Waffles: FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FI-
Laura: Retard...
Emma: Waffles, everybody hates you, and no wonder, you're almost as annoying as Samuel.
Samuel: -randomly appears- Oh my god Emma, oh my god...
Waffles: Oh my god, Emma, oh my god...
Samuel: ...
Laura: Who the heck are you?
Shannon: Nobody cares about him, or you Laura.
Sarah-Bob: Ooooh! Dis!
Laura: Oh no you didn't!
Shannon: Oh, yes I did.
-funky music comes on- OOOOOOH and it's gonna be a GIRLFIGHT! xD
Shannon: -is killed by Laura-
Laura: Aw, dangit, now I have to clean up the guts...
Sarah-Bob: -is passing out Baby shower invitations-
Emma: Samuel is this annoying chinese guy from my class who nobody likes.
Laura: I still have to clean up Shannon's guts DX
Shannon's spirit: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA! FEAR MY MESS-MAKING SKILLS!
Emma: But I don't believe in the after life... not really...
Samuel: Oh my god, Emma. Oh my god...
Sarah-Bob: Samuel, no one like you, go away.
Rahari: -born- Yeah!
Samuel: Oh my god, Sarah-Bob and Rahari, oh my god...
Laura: Earrrrrgh! -throws last Nitro 9 bottle at Samuel-
Nitro 9: -kills Samuel-
Samuel: Oh my god, Laura, oh my god -killed by Nitro 9- -dies- -DEAD-
Emma:
Laura: Yeah! I killed an annoying guy! We have a lot of annoying guys at our school.
Shannion: -comes bac to life and- omg the cast is tryingg to w alk on the keyboar d as i type this uweujq 5]k i4j31htoi 43i431 68
Laura: She done?
Shannon: -kicks Callie out of the room- Yes. -continues coming back to life. And then she realized because of Callie she now has a bunch of cat hair stuck to her sweater- o__o Where's my fur-scraper-off thing? I'll be right back...
Laura: Yes, well, we have a lot of annoying guys. Mastah J, Chewey, Briggster, Frenchie (who is also DaCody, who is also Cody, who is also That Weird Thing), The Waston Lover (also known as TWL.)
Rahari: That's a lot.
Sarah-Bob: omg. RAHARI! -hugs- You were born!
Rahari: ...you're my mom. Wouldn't you know I was born? ;
Sarah-Bob: I passed out before you were born due to the fact that Harry started singing Lonely again, like in Harry Potter Revised which I debut in. (Cheesy Plug alert)
Rahari: Ahhhhh... Okay. -looks in mirror- I'm an albino-black squirrel like me mum, big eyes like me mum, I have a scar like my da', and glasses like my da'. I also have black tufts of hair on my head that make me look even CYOOTER. 8DDD
Harry: ...I still want to name her gfdgefefgdjgreqtrjfekwt_neo...
Rahari: No. I will not take that name. Rahari is a pretty name. Gfdgefefgdjgreqtrjfekwt_neo is just impossible to pronounce.
Sarah-Bob: Awwww... Whose a smart little girl? Whose a smart little girl? Yes you are. Yes you are. -huggles Rahari-
Rahari: Oi! Mum, like, get off. You're like, embarassing me!
Sarah-Bob: -sniffle- They grow up so fast these days... -sniffs-
Laura: yeah...
Emma: I was once a treehouse, I lived in a cake! But I never saw the way the orange slayed the rake.
Shannon: -back- I was only 3 years dead, but it told a tale! So listen, little child, to the saftey rail.
Emma: Did you ever see a llama, kiss a llama, on the llama, tastes of llama, llama llama duck.
Jess: So random...

[Mistress Emma]

Shannon: >.> Jess! You're interrupting the song! -continues singing- Half a llama, twice the llama, not a llama, farmer llama, llama in a car, alarm a llama llama
Laura: DUCK!
Emma: Is that how it's told now?
Rahari: D: Is it all so old?
Sarah-Bob: Is it made of lemon juice?
Waffles: Doorknob
Harry: Ankle
Anna-John: Cold!
Shannon: Now my song is getting thin, I've run out of luck!
Emma: Time for me to retire now, and become a
Jess: DUCK!
Laura: ...That's my line... D: D: D: D:
Jess: Eh, I got caught up in the swing of things, what can I say?
Emma: Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger MUSHROOM MUSHROOM. Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger MUSHROOM MUSHROOM. Snaaaaaaaaaakey Snaaaaaaaaaakey. Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger MUSHROOM MUSHROOM.
Laura: O__________________O
Emma: hehehe...
Laura: ...What can you say? -music from The Guinea Pig Way comes on from Albino Blacksheep- Everyone should live their liiiiiife the guinea pig waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay... 8DDD
Shannon: ... -starts singing and dancing to the Numa Numa song, which is now no longer funny due to the fact it is overplayed in computer class- Numa Numa... -insert funky words from different language here...-
Violet: I haven't been mentioned much...
Random Dude From VFD: Me neither.
Violet: Ack! How did you get here?
RDF VFD: Meeting's over.
Violet: DX
RDF VFD: I've got to kill you all now, you see?
Emma: What's your name?
RDF VFD: Alex. But that isn't the point!
Sunny: Alex is a cool name.
Klaus: Ack! Where'd she come from?
Director Mk II: -Randomly appears- It's not where or what they come from, only their actions matter .
Shannon: deja vu...
Emma: I thought I killed you! Uh... I mean, sent you on vacation
Random voice in the background: Alex! Where are you?
Alex: Coming Lexi!
Laura: Alex? Which Alex? Alex O. or Alex C.? Because Alex C. asked Lexi out... and...
Shannon: Alex O. is Alex O., but he's just cool like that.
Lexi: Where did I randomly appear?
RDF VFD: I dunno. Can I kill you all now?
Klaus: Okay.
Sunny: Klaus? The !@#$ are you thinking?!?
Klaus: Dunno. o.o
Emma:
RDF VFD: -puts on time bomb-
Time bomb: You have one minuet to escape. Which you won't.
Everyone: O____________________________________________O;;;
Ace: Hey! This is Nitro 9! I can defuse it easy! -defuses it-
Everybody: HOORAY!
Alex: Vereh, vereh good. BTW, I am not Alex O. or Alex C. I am Alex G.
Laura: But there isn't a Alex G. at our school
Alex G.: That's because I don't go to your school.
Lexi: And I'm not Lexi from your school. I am Alex's (less violent) twin. Lexi is short for Alexa.
Shannon: I guess your parents aren't very creative.
Alex: Of course they're not very creative. They're robots!
Emma: So I guess you're robots too?
Alexa (aka Lexi): Nah, we're human.
Emma: Somehow I think that defies the laws of biology.

[Mistress Emma]

Lexi, Shannon's friend Lexi: I'm confuzzled.
Alex O. and C.: Us too.
Alex G.: Don't be.
Alexa: Yeah.
Shannon: I just realized that the correct term for Sarah-Bob's obsession with burining things is pyro...
Laura: I kept telling you that she's a pyro maniac! But do you listen to me? Nooooooooooo...
Shannon: But of course I 'never' listen to you so I never heard what you just said...
Laura: ...
Rahari: Daddy Harry, why is mummy a pyromaniac?
Harry: Because she's obsessed with burning things, sweetie.
Rahari: Ah.
Emma: ANYWAY, Lexa, Glex, I still think you're scientific impossibilities.
Alexa: Lexa?
Alex G.: Glex?
Ace: Glex reminds me of Glitz
Emma [to Lexa and Glex]: Those are my new nicknames for you.
Emma [to Ace]: Me too.
Rahari: I'm going to go like, shopping like, with my like, friend/clique members like.
-bunch of popular looking albino black-squirrels walk out and crowd around Rahari- -funky music-
Rahari: Tata like, peoples, like, see ya like, later!
Shannon: When did Rahari turn into a weird, popular person?
Lexa: Dunno...
Glex: Do I still have to kill you? I don't wanna anymore.
Violet: Of course not
Emma: What she said...
Alex W.: -randomly appears- Erm, hi.
Emma: Hi Alex.
Laura: Who the heck is he?
Emma: Just a random guy in my class.Wait, no, he's not in my class. My mistake.
Alex W.:

[Mistress Emma]

Laura: Weird.
Shannon: Rahari turned popular...
Sarah-Bob: I like to burn popular people.
Harry: SARAH-BOB! YOUR OWN DAUGHTER?!
Sarah-Bob: She's your daughter now. Not mine.
Harry: O_____________O;;; This makes no sense.
Sarah-Bob: I know.
Bob(-George) the Llama who resides in Mistress Izzy's mind: I'm still your son, right? D:
Sarah-Bob: Of course. After I burn you down.
Bob: O______O
Rahari: -comes back- They kicked me out of my own clique once they learned my daddy was Harry Potter and not Orlando Bloom...
Sarah-Bob: Ah. Okay. Bob, Rahari, you're my kids again.
Harry:
Glex: This is strange.
Lexa: Yes...
Alex W.: WHY AM I EVEN HERE?!?
Emma: Dunno.
Alex W.: -sarcastic- Biiiiiiiig help. -rolls eyes-
Rahari's ex-clique members: Hey-o, Hari, we like, learned that your like, daddy is like, famous so you can like, still be in our club.
Rahari:
Harry: DX But I don't want you to be popular!
Rahari: Like, bye-o.
Alex W.: WHAT IS GOING ON?
Shannon: We-eeeeel...
Violet: It's a little hard to explain...
Emma: Basically, Sarah-Bob and Harry Potter have had a cyber-child, who is Rahari, & she keeps falling in and out of popularity.
Alex W.: Ooooooooooo...kay then.
Emma: & there are also these guys/scientific impossiblities, named Alex G. and Alexa whose parents are robots.
Alex W. Doesn't that make scientific impossibllities?
Emma: That's what I said!
Shannon: Their DNA, otherwise known as deoxyribo nucleic acid, would be all corrupt. But it is possibly corrupt, because mutations occur when adenine pairs up with either cytosine or guanine, or when thymine pairs up with cytosine or guanine...
Laura: You actually pay attention in science class?
Shannon: I think this is fascinating, it all leads to Forensics.
Laura: You're insane.
Shannon: I am fully aware of that.
Rahari: -prances up to Orlando Bloom, who has suddenly magically appeared- Dude, like, do you want to come over to like, my house?
Orlando: Uhm. I dunno. Why?
Rahari: 'Cause we have an extra bedroom and it'd be totally Visa. ;D -winkwink-
Orlando: Totally... Visa...?
Shannon: -whispers- It's everywhere you want to be, hot stuff. ;D
Orlando: I feel so unclean now.
Rahari: ;DDD
Laura: BACK OFF SARAH-HARRY. ORLY IS MINEMINEMINEMINEMINE.
Rahari: DDD:
Laura and Orly: -run away to another place an elope-
Sarah-Bob: Harry, it's Valentine's Day soon!
Harry: I know...
Sarah-Bob: You better get me a present!
Harry: Okay... Uhm. Like jewelry?
Sarah-Bob: No, idiot! Matches and a lighter!
Harry: Is that entirely safe with you being a pyro and all?
Sarah-Bob: ... -shifty eyes-
... -awkward silence-
Emma: Racecar is racecar spelled backwards.
Lexa: o___o; ... ... ...
Rahari: My name is Rahari... Not Sarah-Harry...
Harry: Actually, your full name is Sarah-Harry.
Rahari: But I prefer Rahari... And everyone calls me Rahari....
Glex: This is stupid.
Lexa: Yes it is. But I get a pretty nickname
Glex: I don't. I just get an alien-sounding nickname
Emma: Glex still reminds me of Glitz.
Ace: You're not alone...
Violet: Er...
Emma: SHEEP ON MOUNTAINS!
Alex W. : Er, what?
Emma: I annoyed the crap out of everyone by singing that last night
Klaus: Oooooooo...kay then...
Emma: ONE-GENDERED ALBINO-BLACK SNAILS!
Sunny: Aren't snails normally one-gendered?
Klaus: OMG SUNNY YOU ARE SUCH AN IDIOT DON'T YOU KNOW THAT SNAILS ARE TWO GENDERED LIKE EVERYBODY KNOWS THAT EXCEPT YOU 'CAUSE YOU ARE SUCH AND IDIOT!
Sunny: D:
Sarah-Bob: ACTUALLY... Albino Black Squirrels and Albino Black Llamas are the only known species so far to be two-gendered... Until they pick a gender... Lke I was two gendered... until I picked female... AND, Rahari's full name is actually Sarah-Harry Rosita Chika Anna-Maria Garcia Potter...
Harry: I told you we should have named our kid [whatever it was]_neo...
Sarah-Bob: BUT all A-B squirrels have long names... Like mine is Sarah-Bob Sierra Callie Carrie Claire Jim Bo George Potter...
Harry: Why do you have Potter on the end of your name..?
Sarah-Bob: Because we're still married, you retarded husband! D: -cries-
Shannon: Pi is 3.1415926... and so on. DNA stands for Deoxyribo Nucleic Acid. RNA is Ribo Nucleic Acid.
Klaus: Finally! Somebody who knows as much as me! Wanna get married again, Shannon?
Shannon: ...But I'm still married to Liam...
Klaus: -ponders on that thought-
Emma: SNAILS.
Emma: ACTUALLY snails are two gendered. I heard it on totally wild.
Random snail: Yes I am two gendered THANK YOU VERY MUCH. -go's away-
Shannon: Hehe... -blushes-
Emma: ha ha -gloats-
Shannon: X(
Klaus: Shaaaaaaaaaaaannoooooooooooooooooon:-*
Everybody:
Strange voice: This is weird. But at least it entertains me .
Shannon: What was that?
Emma: I have a runny nose... And a headache -sniffs-
Lexa: Why...?
Emma: Because I have a cold D-: But at least I get off school! :-)
Glex:
Random voice: I made this too weird.
Laura: Who are you?
Random voice: I am... (drum roll please) EMILY BROWNING!
Violet: Who...?
Emily Browning: I played you in the ASOUE movie.
Liam: OMFG! EMI!
Emi(ly): OMFG! LIAM!
Emily & Liam: -elope-
Shannon: Noooooooooooooooooo! -depressed-
Klaus: Yay! Now I can marry Shannon! -marries Shannon-
Shannon: -is married-
Liam and Emily: -making out-
Director for ASOUE movie: Hey! No making out on set!

[Mistress Emma]

Sara (who is also in Shannon's Camp fanfic, and also now a Liam Aiken fangirl who plans to kill anybody in her way of Liam... besides Shannon) : YOU. D:< -points at Emily-
Emily: -surfaces from snog- Whaaaaaaaat?
Sara: YOU SHALL DIE.
Now Emily has a slow and painful death due to Sara's blunt butter knife.
Let's not have a moment of silence for Emily.
Shannon: I just realized that Klaus and Liam LOOK EXACTLY THE SAME. So I get Klaus.
Sara: Dur. Liam, you're coming with me, hot stuff.
Liam: Macho lady! -is in love-
Sara: Erm. Yes.
Julia: Joy.
Klaus: OHMYEFFINGCHEESEYGOD. JULIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! -tacklehugglomp-
Julia: -is tackled, hugged, and glomped- Somebody save meee. DDD:
Sara and Liam: -run away to a different place and elope-
Shannon: I'm all alone...
Oliver Phelps: No you're not, Shannon! You've got me!
Shannon: OMG. OMG OMG. OMG OMG OMG. FRED OR GEORGE. ONE OF YOU IS HOT. THE OTHER IS SUPER HOT. YOU ARE THE SUPER HOT ONE. LET'S RUN AWAY TO WHEREEVER LIAM AND SARA WENT AN ELOPE. <33333
Oliver: My pleasure.
Oliver and Shannon: -run away to a different place and elope-

Edie and Julie then randomly appear.

Edie: Woah...
Julie: -sings The Rather Strange Yule Ball Song- The Yu-ule baaaaall...
Everbody: -stare-
Klaus: So, like, Julia, wanna go elope?
Julia: No.
Klaus: Dx -cries-
Emma: I'm being ignored...
Rahari: -talking to her clique- Ohmigawd, isn't that albino-black squirrel over there, like, such a hunk?
Clique: -nodnod-
Random Clique Member: His name is Remus-Sirius after his parents...
Rahari: That's a sexy name. -nods-
Shannon and Laura: REMUS AND SIRIUS ARE THE SEXIEST NAMES EVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER. 8DDD
Everybody: -stare-
Rahari: -goes up to Remus-Sirius- Dude, I'm like, Rahari. ;D You can call me anything, but I prefer sweetheart.
Ron: That was the lamest pick up line ever.
Hermione: Oh, really? Hm. Who was it that had, with no doubt, the lamest pick up line that is to debut in Shannon's GoF parody?
Ron: ...
Shannon: -giggles- Once I finish the parody it'll be on TLL... no worries. x3
Emma: Hang on, I thought I designed it so Klaus would be in love with Shannon?
Shannon: Yeah, but I wanted to use continuity from my story.
Emma: -mumbling- That's what I get from co-writing this...
Shannon: D: NOMIFAULT!
Emma: I know it's not your fault.
Shannon:
Laura: Emily, you did make this too weird.

[Mistress Emma]

Laura: ...and I like it.
Shannon: You like the fact that we can access TLL from school and that people wonder what we are laughing about.

...

Shannon: I got 2 teeth extracted. It hurt. They had to use the drill to get the one out because the root broke off and it was stuck in the gum.
Laura: So that's where you wre half of the day...
Rahari: [to Remus-Sirius] Got a nickname, hot stuff? ;D
Remus-Sirius: -shuffles feet- Well... I let my friends call me Remius...
Rahari: omgggggggggggg Rahari and Remius sound sooooo cute togetheeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrr. n___n -squee-
Remius: o.o
Emma: Poor Remius dude...
Shannon: Yeah...
Sarah-Bob: OMG I NEED TO BURN SOMTHING! -burns Remius-
Remius: Ack! -is burned-
Rahari: Nuuuuuu -sad- T_T
Harry: Sarah!
Sarah-Bob: What?
Harry: You burned our daughter's boyfriend!
Sarah-Bob: So...?
Harry: How are we supposed to use reverse phsycology(sp) to make her brake up with him now?
Sarah-Bob: We... don't need to...
Harry: BUT I WANT TO USE REVERSE PHSYCOLOGY(sp)!
Rahari: freaky parents.
Shannon: Grammar Mafia time! Well, no, spelling. It's psycology. :3 Just letting you know...
Emma: Ebil Grammar/Spelling Mafia. D:
Laura: I know. She gets me too.
Suddenly...
REMIUS DOES A GANDALF AND COMES BACK TO LIFE.
Remius: -alive-
Sarah-Bob: How can you be alive?
Remius: I have a plot purpose...
Sarah-Bob: Oh...
Harry: I WANT TO USE REVERSE PSYCOLOGY!
Rahari: REMI! -glomps Remius-
Remius: o__o -is glomped-
Emma: I went to school today
Harry: So...?
Emma: I dunno.
Alex W.: Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight.
Lexa: You sure have writer's block.
Emma: Yupyup.
Remius: Help me.
Rahari: Nooooooooooo!
Emma: -notices it's dark- I'm gonna turn the lights on. -turns lights on- Much better ;D
Laura: -whispering to Shannon- Why is she doing the ;D smiley?
Shannon: Dunno.

[Mistress Emma]

Rahari: The ;D smiley is there because I'm going to use it. ;DDD Hey, Remi-heart, wanna go on a V-Day date with your Hari-Honeybunch? -bats eyelashes-
Remius: I think I'm going to be sick.
Harry: I know how you feel. There was that time with Cho... She couldn't get over Cedric...
Cho: -runs in- CEDRIC? What Cedric? DID HE COME BACK FROM THE DEAD? :OOO
Harry: Erm. No.
Cho: HARRY I HATE YOU WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! -runs away-
Harry: Glad we've settled that...
Laura: I know what she is doing with the ;D smiley!
Shannon: Whatwhat?
Laura: Because that means Orlando (aka Orly to Laura and aka Orli to Shannon) Bloom is going to come her any minuet now an elope with me.
-2 min. later-
Orl(y/i): Laura, my darling, I have come.
Laura: -swoons-
Emma: Haha. Losers -laughs at Orlando and Laura-
Shannon: -takes the doctor's hat- Oi! No making fun of my friend and her unoriginal crush! -swats Emma with hat-
Doctor: Can I have my hat back?
Shannon: NO!
Doctor: DDD:
Sarah-Jane from doctor who (she was a companion): Here we go again...
Emily Browning: -alive- WTH?
Orlando: I dunno.
Emma: -looks at Orlando- pretty boy...
Orlando: I with Laura!
Emma: That's fine, I don't even know you. Not really.

... -awkward pause-

Violet: I hate pink.
Klaus: Me too.
Sunny: gfjdjs (Translation: Me too)
Emma: Actually, most people in ASOUE hate pink... Why I do not know...
Shannon: -shifty eyes- -hides her room walls, which are rosey neon pink and magenta, and hides 1/2 of her wardrobe- >.> <.< I don't... Like pink... either...
Laura: HAHA. THAT THE CRAZIEST LIE I EVER HEARD. SHANNON YOU LOVE THE COLOR PINK.
Everybody except Shannon: -gasp- ... -laugh hysterically-
Shannon: YES. I LIKE PINK. IT LOOKS GOOD WITH MY UNNATURALLY BLONDE HAIR. DDD:
Laura: I have natural highlights.
Emily Browning: MY HAIR ISH RED. 8DDD
Violet: Unlike mine!
Klaus: Woah... I just noticed that...
Quigley: I haven't had very many lines. I'm suing.
Waffles, Laura and Shannon (who are 'lawyers'): -cough- We don't think so.
Quigley: -gulps-
Remius: -is being dragged along by Rahari on a Valentine's Day date- Nuuuuuuuu. DDDD:

[Mistress Emma]

Emma: -singing- And it feels like *Swazeland...
Laura: *Swazeland? Dude, we're in Cacun.
Emma: -ignores Laura- -singing a different song- I check the rain down in Africa...
Shannon: No you don't...
Emma: -still ignoring- -singing again (why don't I just tell you when she's not singing?) - Oh Mickey, what a pity, you don't understand...
Rahari: You don't like, know anyone called Mickey... 8-I
Jess: She watches "The 'Doctor Who' years" way too much...
Emma: We-ee-ee-ee-ee Wieo, Awimaway (Awimaway, Awimaway) We-ee-ee-ee-ee Wieo, Awimaway (Awimaway, Awimaway) In the Jungle, the mighty Jungle, the lions sleep tonight.
Lions: -sleeping-
Emma: I wanna feel what love is...
Klaus: Ya do?
Emma: -not singing- No. -resumes singing- Something, Something. No, you'll just have to wait.
Shannon: Where do you get these songs?
Emma: -not singing- From the BBC Doctor Who Videos page, Under "Classic Series" To be precise (CHESSY PLUG ALERT OMGZ!). Now go watch them, our I shall bonk you over the head with a frying pan! But you might want to watch them in order, 60s, 70s, 80s. I watched the 80s, 60s, 70s ;D Ha.
Shannon: -Scampers off to go watch video things-
Shannon: -watches only a couple of the video things because she knows most of the songs Emma's talking about- Iiiiiiiiiin the jungle, the mighty jungle, the liiiiiiiion sleep toniiiiiiiiiiiight...
Laura: Now let's sing some real music!
Shannon and Laura: I spread my wings and I leeeeeearn how to flyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy, I'll do what it takes, 'til I touch the skyyyyyyyy, make a wiiiiish, take a chaaaance, make a change, and breeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaakaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy...
Violet: That song is so inspirational it's annoying.
Shannon and Laura: We know. :3
Nick (Laura knows who I'm talking about. Don't you Laura?): Ooooh! I wanna sing a song!
Laura: Sing it Watson Lover! (-coughs-nicklovesemmawatsontoomuchforhisownpersonalgood-coughs-)
Nick: dun da dun dun, da dun, da dun da dun CAN'T TOUCH THIS.
Simon Cowell from American Idol: NICK YOU SUCK. DDD:
Nick: -cries-
Shannon: -whipsers to Simon- That was harsh.
Simon: Who do you think you are? Paula Abdul?
Shannon: Nooo. Paula's kind of old. D:
Simon: Good point.
Paula: simooooooooooooon i luuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuv youuuuuuuu.
Simon and Paula: -elope-
Randy Jackson (the third Idol judge): 'Sup dawgs?
Everybody except Randy: ...
Randy: o-o ...
Marsha, Mark & Kyle (Psst- They're the Aussie Idol judges): -randomly appear-: Hi.
Laura: And who are you?
Emma: They are the idol judges 8)
Shannon: No... they're not...
Emma: XP They are in my country.
Mark: What on Earth is going on?
Emma: I think skiing is the only word in the english langauge that has 2 "i"s.

... -awkward pause-

Sarah-Bob: That would've gone better at the end of e-mail.
Emma: Yeah, I know. r-:
Laura: that's... not a smiley regonizd by the internet world...
Emma: Yeah, I know.
Larze (there should be some sort of accent on that, so it's pronounced Lar-ZAY, but I don't know how to do that): -randomly appears- Uga ugg...
Shannon: Who are you...?
Emma: She is this weird muse for "Doctor Who". She appeared in my head without warning last night, &, before I knew it, I was already planning a series of AU fanfics with her as the companion (really).
Rahari: Remi, I like, so loved the murderous flower you gave me for valentines day.
Emma: Anyway, Larze, get some sleep.
Shannon: She's supposed to sleep? It's 5 p.m for goodness sake!
Emma: Exactly. That is why she needs to sleep.
Laura: But she's like, 18... What self-respecting 18-year-old sleeps at 5 p.m?
Emma: A nocturnal 18-year old.
Shannon: She's... nocturnal?
Emma: Well, duh. She's a vampire. (tut tut)
Sunny: She's... a vampire? -scared-
Emma: Well there's no need to be like that! She's a good guy and doesn't drink blood so HA. XP
Larze: -Too tired- Yeah... wha she say... -collapses into unconsciousness-



*I spelled it wrong D: NOMYFAULT

[Lady Jessie]

Shannon: LARZE. LE FRENCHE.
Laura: Shannon, Julia, Amanda, Lauren and Sara scared me with a surprise 13th B-Day party! D:
Shannon: Why the D:
Laura: Y'ALL SCARED ME.
Shannon: But you were happy. And we all stayed up until 5 am...
Laura: True.
Remius: -gives Rahari poisoned chocolates- Happy Belated Valentine's day... -mumbles- Maybe she'll die this time around...
Simon: Marsha, Mike and Kyle. Doesn't sound as fun as Simon, Randy, Paula. And Mark, you look like the Incredible Hulk's wife.
Paula: Simon, you're running out of lines if you used an insult you used on T.V. ...
Simon: ...
Randy: SUP DAWGS?
Sarah-Bob: -pokes Larze- o.o
Emma: Hey! Leave Larze alone. She needs her sleep.
Sarah-Bob: D:
Larze: -sleeping-
Emma: -singing- I beg your pardon. I never promised you a rose garden.
Shannon: Le duh. We knew that.
Emma: -still singing- Along with the sunshine, there's gotta be a little rain sometime.
Rahari: That like, fits Melbourne's weather perfectly... It's can go from sunny to rainy in under a minnute -cough-
Sunny: -hears her name- What?
Shannon: Nuttin'
Emma: -singing (she does that a lot, doesn't she?)- I broke my bat on Johnny's head, somebody snitched on me.
Laura:
Emma: I confused someone -victory dance-
Confused people (which is everyone XD): D:
Emma: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA-
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA-
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA-
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Laura: DEOXYRIBONUCLEIC ACID.
Shannon: Those are my words. D:
Laura: But now they're not because of the passing down of the surprise party Zorro Cape.
Shannon: ...huh? I'm confused...
Laura: CONFUZZLED.
Emma: -is now singing the Pink Panther theme- Da dun, da dun, da dun da de da dun da de da duuuuuuuuuuuuuuun, da dun.
Rahari:
Shannon: -sings a song that fits Ohio's weather, or at least the majority of the weather of the Middle Eastern U.S.- Snow is falling, gently falling from a sky of gray. Turns a dreary morning to a magic winter day, cold and clean and white, shinging diamond bright, all the world seems right when snow is falling gently falling from a sky of gray.
Laura: CHOIR BIZNITCH.
Shannon: BAND GEEK.
Laura: Why I outta-
Shannon: Don't you even start-
Shannon and Laura: GIRLFIGHT!
Sarah-Bob: o___O;
Larze: -wakes up- >.<;;; ug.
Larze: Eh... It's 7, I can get up now.
Emma: I get up at 6:25 a.m. Voluntarily.
Shannon: O______________________________________O;;;;;;
Laura: Dude, why the hell do you do that?
Emma: So I can watch Charlie Brown!
Sunny: OMFG I LOVE THAT SHOW! -spazz-
Emma: Arharhar me too
Violet: I do not know what Charlie Brown is...
Emma: Charlie Brown is this cool T.V show about this guy, called Charlie Brown (hence the name of the show), and he's like, shy/wishy-washy, and he has friends, ya see, And I'm gonna make brief character profiles for them!

Linus
Gender: Male
Siblings: Lucy (more on her later), Rerun
Crush: None... strangely...
Noticeable thing: He always carries a security blanket

Lucy
Gender: Female... dur...
Siblings: Linus & Rerun
Crush: Shrouder.
Noticeable thing: She is bossy. Vereh bossy.

Shrouder
Gender: Male
Siblings: N/A
Crush: N/A
Noticeable thing: Always playing the piano

Snoopy
Gender: Male
Siblings: Spike & a lot of other people I can't remember the names of...
Crush: Lucy (as far as I can tell XD)
Noticeable thing: He is a dog, but he acts like a human

The little red-head girl/Heather
Gender: Female (Well, that was obvious...)
Siblings: N/A
Crush: N/A
Noticeable thing: Charlie brown has a huge crush on her.

Peppermint Patty
Gender: Female
Siblings: N/A
Crush: Charlie Brown
Noticable thing: Less subtle than an elephant.

Marcy
Gender: Female
Siblings: N/A
Crush: Originally no-one, but somewhere she fell for Charlie Brown. Hard.
Noticeable thing: Smart, follows Peppermint Patty all the time.

Charlie Brown
Gender: Male
Siblings: Sally
Crush: In some episodes it varies, but normally, it's the little red-head girl.
Noticeable thing: Wishy-washy, falls in love at the drop of a hat.

Sally
Gender: Female
Siblings: Charlie Brown
Crush: Linus
Noticeable thing: Refers to Linus as "My sweet baboo"



Violet: That was... too long man.
Klaus: O_______________________O;;;;;
Charlie Brown: -randomly appears- Hi.
Sunny: -suddenly Charlie Brown fan-girl- OMFG! CHARLIE! -glomps Charlie-
Charlie: -is glomped- Good grief.






((JESSIE SAYS: OMG nu Emma stole my account again waaah... ))

((EMMA SAYS: Jessie steals my account more often...

[Mistress Emma]

Snoopy: ...
Shannon: ZOMFGGGGGG. SNOOPY. I LOVE SNOOPY. BACK OFF GIRLS, HE'S MINE! -grabs Snoopy and elopes with him-
Klaus: -is devastated- DDD: nooo... shannon... -cries, then goes back to his usual nerdy self- Is it legal for a human to elope with a dog?
Liam: No.
Klaus: Do you always answer in one word, two at max?
Liam: Yes.
Klaus: Really?
Liam: Yes.
Klaus: Was it true that for the climbing-the-tower-stunt-that-Violet-was-supposed-to-do, you had wires holding you up?
Liam: Yes.
Klaus: What if we took them away? xD
Liam: -laughs- Ahahahahahahahahahahahaaa... please don't.
Klaus: What scares you most?
Liam: Emily's accent.
Emma: HEY. AUSSIE ACCENTS ARE COOL.
Liam: It scared me at first.
Klaus: OMG. HE SAID FIVE WORDS.
Larze: It's still too early...
Sarah-Bob: -burns stuff-
Larze: I don't want to be awake... but I can't get back to sleep...
Stuff Sarah-Bob is burning: ACK OMG WE'RE GONNA DIE SAVE US -dies- -DEAD-
Everybody: ...O__________________O
Liam: Dude.
Little Red-head girl: -randomly appears-
Charlie Brown: -whispering- It's the little red-head girl. -nervous- -blushing-
Emma: No duh.
Little Red-head girl: -carrying box of chocolate-
Charlie: -whispering- She's carrying a box a chocolates. Maybe she's gonna give them to me. Maybe, just maybe, she'll confess, that she's always liked me.
Emma: -whispering- Some how, I don't think that's very likely.
Little red-head girl: -gives chocolate to Linus-
Emma: Told ya so.
Charlie: Rats!
Klaus: ZOMG! RATS? WHERE? -frightened-
Violet: We have had Count Olaf chase after us, hypnotizing you, trying to marry me... And you're scared of rats?
Klaus: Yes -nods-
Violet: -shakes head in disgust-
Shannon: In the ASOUE video game it is opposite. Violet is the one afraid of the rats they had to chuck out of the house, and Klaus is afraid of spiders.

Klaus: Huh. Imagine that, guys from Shannon favorite series hate spiders.

Ron: ZOMG SPIDERS. ... -cries-

Hermione: Wimp.

Sarah-Bob: You're all alive again... o___o

Remius: ooooh hermione. 89 (A/N: I don't have an effing clue what this smiley means, you'll have to ask Shannon) yum.
Rahari: OH. MY. STUPID. GOD. REMI, ARE YOU CHEATING ON ME?!?
Remius: Mebbeh... >.> <.< >.> -shifty eyes-
Harry: I THOUGHT WE WERE GOING TO USE REVERSE PSYCOLOGY. D:
Shannon: Don't Shannon and Snoopy sound adorable together? x333
Charlie: o__o
Shannon: Yes, Shannon and Snoopy sound adorable together.
Snoopy: -tries to break free of Shannon's grip- D:
Charlie: Oi! Stop trying to elope with my dog!
Violet: Snoopy's... your dog?
Liam: That's not in character profiles.
Shannon: -looks at Liam- -melodramatic- Oh Liam, how can I chose between you and Snoopy? I know you'd be more stable, & more likely to make me famous, but Snoopy is adventurous, & fun, & would end the never-ending boredom of my sad & regretful life...
Emma: Shan, quit the dramatics.
Shannon: BUT I LIKE BEING DRAMATIC!
Emma: So do I. That doesn't mean you should be dramatic.
Marcy: -randomly appears- Hello Charlse (sp?)
Charlie: Hello Marcy.
Shannon: I WANNA BE DRAMATIC. Oh, I know... I could get in drama!
Shannon then runs away and becomes a famous movie star and gets a bunch of fanguys wandering after her.
Liam: ...Now what?
Remius: Now that Rahari has been drugged with a sleeping potion, I can run away! -begins to run away but runs into Charlie-
Charlie: Good grief.
Laura and Orly: -snog-
Emma: Ew! Get a room!
Laura: I think I saw one awhile back...
Emma: -facepalm-
Sarah-Bob: BURN BABY BURN.
Baby: -burning- D8
Cosmo (I know what I'm taking about): -randomly appears- Oh! Look! A burning baby! I'm going to call you Lalla.
Lalla Ward (Again, I know what I'm talking about... & so does Jess): -randomly appears- But that's my name... DDD:
Tom Baker (Another person who I know about, even if you do not): -randomly appears- -blind drunk- -passes out from drunkenness-
Lalla Ward: -sigh- Here we go again...
Sarah-Jane: Oh! So that's why he's* so stupid! His actor is blind drunk a lot.
Lalla Ward: All the time... trust me, I married the guy.
Quiguley: But you have different sur-names O________________________________O
Emma: That's because they got divorced.
Rahari: Ohmigosh, like, no way!
Emma: Way.
Sarah-Jane: This is stupid.
Shannon: That was rather the point...
Ron: This is so insane, I think it's a rival to "HPR:AWV"
Sarah-Bob: No effing way. That is physically impossible.
Emma: Ya never know, I don't want to sound vain, but-



*She's taking about the Doctor, 4th incarnation (apposed to the 7th, who is in the story now).